The Hip Opinion

You ever heard that it’s against the law to have contact with Extraterrestrial Beings? You know, those guys with the big heads, small bodies and glittering eyes.

Now why would it matter if I wanted to have a conversation with aliens that landed in my back yard? You KNOW I’d have questions for those cat’s.

Questions for Aliens if it were Legal.

• What planet are you from?
• Is the food good?
• Is  pot legal there?
• How is the political system?
• Do you have homeless shelters?
• Do ya’ll believe in Jesus?  Or Mohammad?
• Is rap music more popular than rock music on your planet?
• Does you economy tank too?
• Does your government want to take away your ray guns?
• Star Trek or Star Wars?
• Ginger or MaryAnn?

The list just goes on and on…And with all the technology they have they must have all the answers… Ya think?

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