Are Horoscopes True? YOUR future.

Horoscope, Astrology
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When you read the horoscope in the daily newspaper to you consider it to be true? Do you tend to make decisions based on what it says?  How does these ancient art tell your future?

It’s all just clean fun. You pick it up.. Read it, It talks – right at you huh? I’m one of those groovy cusp guys.. Virgo/Libra.  Well, I ain’t very groovy. Maybe I was at one time but now I’m not. And I don’t think the horoscope would help.

But I’m always willing to give it a try. Right?

I have not read my horoscope in years.  Wait, did I read it last week? I can’t remember. Maybe the next time I do read it it will tell me when I should read it again.

Something Like This:

A Horoscope Reads:

DOUFO – You need to read the Libra horoscope on the 2nd Tuesday of next month in the New York Times . It will tell you how much the lottery is after taxes and the correct numbers to pick. We wanted to give you a heads up since you work nights and often look up at the stars with great respect.

And Next Month

Libra Horoscope

The Moon moving up next to Scorpio has interesting things for you Libra. The planets are intensifying the circumstances involving treasures in the near future. These treasure amount to $5.00 for the red power ball of mars in equal to the days of the week. 7.

Now that would be an awesome Forecast!

Do UFO’s Exist?

Do UFO’s Exist?

I love UFO’s! Huge headed aliens and stuff. You know.. Glittering eyes. Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind and ET. Wow… I love that stuff. Area 51. Is there really something “out there” ?

Satanic Aliens

I have heard it said that these aliens are actually demon’s of Satan’s army. Just to fool us into not believing in God. You ever heard that before? –Well now you have! Hmmmm, Satanic Aliens. Who would have thought?

I really like space. I’m a spacey kind of guy. Believe it. And that means I dig UFO’s I’d LOVE to see a freaking UFO…

LOVE IT

And Hey, I’m all in… If it’s a satanic UFO – even better.

Spell Check Colonel – KFC

Spell Check Colonel – KFC

I found out today that my ios spell check doesnt know who Colonel Sanders is. I kept asking Seri or whatever for help, but it just didn’t happen.  Finally my wife stepped up to the plate and helped me out.

It all started with a message to her. We were talking about how things were going in our respective days and I told her I was going to go to KFC. Then came the confusion. Cornal, chornel, cernal. Damn…

I Couldn’t Spell Colonel.

I was totally out of control. And there was no spell check working for me. Oh sure it would flag it as incorrect but couldn’t understand which word I was trying to spell. Damn this technology. We may as well be back in the 70s when we had to look up everyting in a dictionary.

An actual dictionary paper book. Not Google .What gives? The wifey also pointed out that Colonel Sanders was an old man. Well, so am I. Old and tired. If she hadn’t helped me, I would’ve had to open a browser and google how to spell it. Thanks honey.

Being a weak speller kinda SUX