Conspiracy
Bloodline of Jesus – Esoteric Tour to the UK
March 22, 2011 | 
Author When I first saw The Da Vinci Code, I thought it was just based on a novel. Well, it is,
right??
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But maybe not.
I started finding out all sorts of interesting things, like how for hundreds of years, it has
been common knowledge in France that Mary Magdalene traveled there, lived out her
life, and raised her offspring who were apparently fathered by Jesus. Huh?
I never heard that in my church.
But in France, where Saint Mary Magdalene is the patron saint, people have always
believed this. Unbelievable!!
I took a trip to a local bookstore and found a whole section about this! And books about
the Knight’s Templar, the age old group who vowed to protect the Bloodline of Jesus,
and books about the Holy Grail being the Sangreal – the Holy Bloodline, NOT a cup!
Wow, and this was right here in my own city …. This whole section of books I had never
seen.
In The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown references a shadowy group known as le Prieure du
Sion, or The Priory of Sion. This group is apparently a secret society who guards these
esoteric secrets.
But how would I go finding out more about these secrets?
I love secrets!
More information followed. I got turned on to this cool radio show called NightVision
Radio hosted by Rene Barnett. Hey, cool! The lady that produced the movie Bloodline,
all about this mystery involving Mary Magdalene and her pad in France! The movie
even included this really interesting guy, Nic Haywood, a ‘hip-in-an-esoteric-way’ kind
of guy, who is the official spokesperson for The Priory of Sion. Guess what? I tuned
into her show and Haywood was on it live!
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So now I’m looking forward to tomorrow night, Wednesday, May 23 2011. At 8:00 p.m.
Pacific Time, Nic’s gonna be on again! There’s even a live chatroom so if I might wanna
ask him some questions and get some really interesting answers on the air, I can! How
could anything be cooler than that??
Bloodline Mystery Tour 2011
I’ll tell you what could be cooler! Barnett and her business partner, Gloria Amendola,
are hosting a Esoteric Bloodline Mystery Tour this May to the U.K. where you can tour the important sites involved with this whole Mystery. Like Glastonbury, Rosslyn Chapel, and even Tintagel, the old
stomping grounds of King Arthur.
Best of all, Nic Haywood himself will be on the tour!
Tune in to the show. Come to the chatroom. Hey, we could even chat there! And if
you’ve been wanting to go to the United Kingdom, this tour’s for you …
You might even discover the Holy Grail!
Petty’s American Girl. Suicide? Or Ridgement high?
American Girl has always been one of my favorite Tom Petty songs. It’s from his first album. I have puzzled about this song on a couple of different fronts… Is it about suicide? And is it in the movie “Fast Times at Ridgmont High”?
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Llets talk a little about the Suicide theory first.. It goes something like this:
Hey Dave.. I went to the University of Florida… This chick..She jumped out of a 4 story dorm to her death… Ya know, Tom Petty wrote a song about it.. “American girl” I think she was tripping on acid and thought she could fly…
Well how about all that? Hmmm?
Check the lyrics:
Well, she was an American girl
Raised on promises
She couldn’t help thinkin’
That there was a little more to life somewhere else
After all it was a great big world
With lots of places to run to
And if she had to die tryin’
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Did Jesus Die on a Cross?
You ever heard the story that Jesus really didn’t die on the cross? I was waiting outside this coffee shop one time and had this conversation:
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Hey, how’s it going?
Oh pretty good.. I’m blessed today. (me)
Blessed? You believe in Jesus don’t ya?
Well sure, Uh.. Yeah..
I don’t believe in Jesus.
Hmmm? Uh….
See.. I know what really happened.
You do??
Let me tell ya a story:
Those guys’ back then in Iraq. They were monk’s and stuff. They were good at meditating and could put themselves into a deep trance. You know what I mean?
They would get so deeply into a trance that it would literally mimic death.
See, that’s what Jesus did.
When he saw the coming horrifing death he came up with this plan. He was a young dude and starting to get famous but he was tired of the limelight. So when they nailed him up he started meditating…And went into a deep trance.
They thought he was dead.
They took him down off the cross and put him in that rich guy’s tomb. He was all part of the plan you see.
Now, the diciples didnt’ know what was up. When they discovered what had happened they met with Jesus over at Peter’s crib.
They told him:
Jesus, if you don’t get the heck out of town right now they are going to cut your freakin’ HEAD OFF!
They snuck him off to Somalia somewhere and hid him out. He slowly assimilated back into society there and lived out the rest of his years.
You ever heard a story like that?
Hey, I’m quoting his story almost verbatim. Sure I used a little creative license but I’m sure he wouldn’t mind. It’s a strange world huh?
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What is a Hipster?
What is a Hipster? What are they like? 
- Sub-culture freaks
- Modern thinkers
- Progressive polices
- Art appreciation
- Underground music
- Quick witted ramblings
- Thrift store clothing
- Out dated tennis shoes
- Critical of mainstream culture
- Unkempt hair
- Pretentious
- Narcissistic
- Pot heads
- Cheap import beer
- Coffee
- “Crap” Comic Book
- Liberal art degree’s
- Effortlessly cool
- Buddhism
- Universal Christianity
- 2% Body Fat
- Denial of being a “hipster” (stereotype)
- Poet’s
- Non-conformists
- Independent film
- 18-30 age range
Look at them – I guess I meet maybe 50% of the requirements. It’s all a state of mind of course. Just sayen’
Bubble Yum Has Spider Eggs?
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I like to chew bubble gum..And the best out there is Bubble Yum. But does it have spider eggs? Or spider leg’s, or mixed with spider web’s?
Hey.. It rhyme’s.
Egg’s – Legs – Web’s
That would make a good song!
I have to admit there is something magical about Bubble Yum. I remember gettting my first pack. It was so much better than the hard 1 cent stuff that I got a the 7-11 that I was totally amazed.
There has to be something to it right? Some kind of secret ingredient!!
Yo’ I don’t care if Bubble Yum has spider’s in it!
It it feels good…Do it! Extra chewy Yum
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