by DaveStuff | Sep 14, 2010 | Apologetics, Beliefs, Conspiracy, God
You ever heard the story that Jesus really didn’t die on the cross? I was waiting outside this coffee shop one time and had this conversation:
Hey, how’s it going?
Oh pretty good.. I’m blessed today. (me)
Blessed? You believe in Jesus don’t ya?
Well sure, Uh.. Yeah..
I don’t believe in Jesus.
Hmmm? Uh….
See.. I know what really happened.
You do??
Let me tell ya a story:
Those guys’ back then in Iraq. They were monk’s and stuff. They were good at meditating and could put themselves into a deep trance. You know what I mean?
They would get so deeply into a trance that it would literally mimic death.
See, that’s what Jesus did.
When he saw the coming horrifing death he came up with this plan. He was a young dude and starting to get famous but he was tired of the limelight. So when they nailed him up he started meditating…And went into a deep trance.
They thought he was dead.
They took him down off the cross and put him in that rich guy’s tomb. He was all part of the plan you see.
Now, the diciples didnt’ know what was up. When they discovered what had happened they met with Jesus over at Peter’s crib.
They told him:
Jesus, if you don’t get the heck out of town right now they are going to cut your freakin’ HEAD OFF!
They snuck him off to Somalia somewhere and hid him out. He slowly assimilated back into society there and lived out the rest of his years.
You ever heard a story like that?
Hey, I’m quoting his story almost verbatim. Sure I used a little creative license but I’m sure he wouldn’t mind. It’s a strange world huh?
by DaveStuff | Sep 11, 2010 | Celebrity, Conspiracy, Culure, General
What is a Hipster? What are they like? 
- Sub-culture freaks
- Modern thinkers
- Progressive polices
- Art appreciation
- Underground music
- Quick witted ramblings
- Thrift store clothing
- Out dated tennis shoes
- Critical of mainstream culture
- Unkempt hair
- Pretentious
- Narcissistic
- Pot heads
- Cheap import beer
- Coffee
- “Crap” Comic Book
- Liberal art degree’s
- Effortlessly cool
- Buddhism
- Universal Christianity
- 2% Body Fat
- Denial of being a “hipster” (stereotype)
- Poet’s
- Non-conformists
- Independent film
- 18-30 age range
Look at them – I guess I meet maybe 50% of the requirements. It’s all a state of mind of course. Just sayen’
by DaveStuff | Sep 7, 2010 | Conspiracy, Weirdness
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I like to chew bubble gum..And the best out there is Bubble Yum. But does it have spider eggs? Or spider leg’s, or mixed with spider web’s?
Hey.. It rhyme’s.
Egg’s – Legs – Web’s
That would make a good song!
I have to admit there is something magical about Bubble Yum. I remember gettting my first pack. It was so much better than the hard 1 cent stuff that I got a the 7-11 that I was totally amazed.
There has to be something to it right? Some kind of secret ingredient!!
Yo’ I don’t care if Bubble Yum has spider’s in it!
It it feels good…Do it! Extra chewy Yum
by DaveStuff | Sep 3, 2010 | Beliefs, Celebrity, Conspiracy
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Can you dig some Pepsi? Well, you ever heard that the “Mormon’s” own Pepsi Cola? So… When you throwing back that red white and blue can your probably buying a bunch of bicycles. And those cat’s MUST get thirsty rolling from door to door.
Hey, the Mormons need you to drink up to spread the gospel (is it the gospel?) of Joseph smith. Well, isn’t he the one that came up with it? He probably LOVED Pepsi.
I’m a Coke guy myself.
What can I say? That’s my mom’s fave. She always had it around when I was growing up. She would scold me tho if she caught me in the kitchen sneakin’ a sip. It’s OK … She usually had me plenty of bottles of kool-aide for me to drink when I was ridding arond on my Big Wheel.
I’m getting used to Pepsi now….The dudes at my job won’t buy any Coke for our vending box. So it’s all good…. Ride on.. You disciples of Mr Smith. Drop on by and let’s have a little spirtual banter… I LOVE it 🙂
We can share some ice cold Pepsi!
by DaveStuff | Aug 26, 2010 | Beliefs, Conspiracy, Weirdness
Does science have proof of a missing day as stated in the bible? This guy was telling me recently that NASA is in the process of finding a “missing day” in time that would prove and correspond with the bible as it is written:
Joshua 10
13 So the sun stood still,
and the moon stopped,
till the nation avenged itself on [a] its enemies,
as it is written in the Book of Jashar.
The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day. 14 There has never been a day like it before or since, a day when the LORD listened to a man. Surely the LORD was fighting for Israel!
So what do ya think?
I have never heard this speculation before… It would be pretty groovy if that kind of proof were substantiated… Don’t ya think? Hey there are plenty of mysteries out there. And everybody loves a good mystery. The creator of the universe can stop a day in time can’t he?
by DaveStuff | Aug 27, 2009 | Conspiracy, Culure, Weirdness
If I had some alien’s drop by my crib I’d have to bust out with some questions.
Would’t you?
Yep, those Extraterrestrial Beings… You know, those guys with the big heads, small bodies and glittering eyes.
I’d ask them a few things:
- What planet are you from?
- Is the food good?
- Is pot legal there?
- How is the political system?
- Do you have homeless shelters?
- Do ya’ll believe in Jesus? Or Mohammad?
- Is rap music more popular than rock music on your planet?
- Does you economy tank too?
- Does your government want to take away your ray guns?
- Star Trek or Star Wars?
- Do you have sex? What kind?
- Ginger or MaryAnn?
The list just goes on and on…And with all the technology they have they must have all the answers… Ya think?
Come on guys… We need a little help here on planet earth… Ya think?
What questions would YOU ask the Aliens?
