What is a Hipster?

What is a Hipster? What are they like? 50% Hipster

  • Sub-culture  freaks
  • Modern thinkers
  • Progressive polices
  • Art appreciation
  • Underground music
  • Quick witted ramblings
  • Thrift store clothing
  • Out dated tennis shoes
  • Critical of mainstream culture
  • Unkempt hair
  • Pretentious
  • Narcissistic
  • Pot heads
  • Cheap import beer
  • Coffee
  • “Crap”  Comic Book
  • Liberal art degree’s
  • Effortlessly cool
  • Buddhism
  • Universal Christianity
  • 2% Body Fat
  • Denial of being a “hipster” (stereotype)
  • Poet’s
  • Non-conformists
  • Independent film
  • 18-30 age range

Look at them – I guess I meet maybe 50% of the requirements.  It’s all a state of mind of course.  Just sayen’

Bubble Yum Has Spider Eggs?

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I like to chew bubble gum..And the best out there is Bubble Yum. But does it have spider eggs?  Or spider leg’s, or mixed with spider web’s?

Hey.. It rhyme’s.

Egg’s – Legs – Web’s

That would make a good song!

I have to admit there is something magical about Bubble Yum.  I remember gettting my first pack. It was so much better than the hard 1 cent stuff that I got a the 7-11 that I was totally amazed.

There has to be something to it right? Some kind of secret ingredient!!

Yo’ I don’t care  if Bubble Yum has spider’s in it!

It it feels good…Do it! Extra chewy Yum

Do Mormons Own Pepsi?

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Can you dig some Pepsi? Well, you ever heard that the “Mormon’s” own Pepsi Cola? So… When you throwing back that red white and blue can your probably buying a bunch of bicycles. And those cat’s MUST get thirsty rolling from door to door.

Hey, the Mormons need you to drink up to spread the gospel (is it the gospel?) of Joseph smith. Well, isn’t he the one that came up with it? He probably LOVED  Pepsi.

I’m a Coke guy myself.

What can I say? That’s my mom’s fave. She always had it around when I was growing up.  She would scold me tho if she caught me in the kitchen sneakin’ a sip.  It’s OK … She usually had me plenty of bottles of kool-aide for me to drink when I was ridding arond on my Big Wheel.

I’m getting used to Pepsi now….The dudes at my job won’t buy any Coke for our vending box. So it’s all good…. Ride on.. You disciples of Mr Smith. Drop on by and let’s have a little spirtual banter… I LOVE it 🙂

We can share some ice cold Pepsi!

Science – Proof of a missing day in the Bible?

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Does science have proof of a missing day as stated in the bible? This guy was telling me recently that NASA is in the process of finding a “missing day” in time that would prove and correspond with the bible as it is written:

Joshua 10
13 So the sun stood still,
and the moon stopped,
till the nation avenged itself on [a] its enemies,
as it is written in the Book of Jashar.
The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day. 14 There has never been a day like it before or since, a day when the LORD listened to a man. Surely the LORD was fighting for Israel!

So what do ya think?

I have never heard this speculation before… It would be pretty groovy if that kind of proof were substantiated… Don’t ya think? Hey there are plenty of mysteries out there. And everybody loves a good mystery. The creator of the universe can stop a day in time can’t he?

What Questions Would You Ask the Aliens?

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If I had some alien’s drop by my crib I’d have to bust out with some questions.

Would’t you?

Yep, those  Extraterrestrial Beings… You know, those guys with the big heads, small bodies and glittering eyes.

I’d ask them a few things:

  • What planet are you from?
  • Is the food good?
  • Is  pot legal there?
  • How is the political system?
  • Do you have homeless shelters?
  • Do ya’ll believe in Jesus?  Or Mohammad?
  • Is rap music more popular than rock music on your planet?
  • Does you economy tank too?
  • Does your government want to take away your ray guns?
  • Star Trek or Star Wars?
  • Do you have sex? What kind?
  • Ginger or MaryAnn?

The list just goes on and on…And with all the technology they have they must have all the answers… Ya think?

Come on guys… We need a little help here on planet earth… Ya think?

What questions would YOU ask the Aliens?

Jenks OK Football. A Scandal?

We have one of the geatest high school football teams in the nation. Jenk’s OK Trojans. Simply put… We kick some booty.

Apparently they broke some rules by having a player on the team last year (2008) that didn’t actually live in the district and now we have to forfeit last years wins.

I understand that a parent of another player felt his kid was being shortchanged by allowing this kid to be on the team and letting him play in more games.  So he wrote some anonymous emails to get the team in trouble… Oh the humanity..

Gee I hope that word doesn’t get out as to who actually turned in this atrocity… Nobody likes a tattle tale. 

So whatta ya think? Did they actually do wrong?