Vote Democrat – A Post Election Day Observation

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I was doing a Google search for “Vote Democrat” on Election Day. I was wondering what would come up. Now that the mid term is over I can go ahead and write a little something about it. So how were the results?

Vote Democrat

I’m sure you can guess how the hipster voted but I wanted to know what kind of information would come up if I did this search on Google. The first site to come up was the official democrat site of course. Gee I would hope so. Continue reading “Vote Democrat – A Post Election Day Observation”

Obama Smoking Religious Status

Obama is still smoking … I commented about this during the election. That they would need a white house smoke hole.

I know this because I heard on the news he had went to the doctor for his physical and they recommened that he “continue to try and quit”

Now how is he supposed to do that given the stress of his job? I just know I’d be a smoking fool if I had that job… You dig?

Well my 1st  question today is what brand does he smoke? Is he like me and smoke the homegrown ghetto brand from the Indian smoke shop. It’s just as good as a camel once you get 1/2 way through the first carton.

Hey, folks consider him the messiah or something right? How can he do that if he is smoking? (And paying the subsequent “sin tax”)

Oh wait, many consider him to be the anti christ.

Well, which one is it man? Let the hipster know….

A Beer with Obama

Well, I guess that guy’s pretty cool huh? Having a cold one talking about things… You know he smokes cig’s too…Beer makes you wanna smoke so I’m sure if he was having a bud light he probably sneaked a smoke on the side.

It’s funny you can have a bit of alcohol and attempt to take on the worlds problems…As the whiskey rises to your head the fierce determination to succeed comes with it…Drunk and 10 feet tall.

But the bottle can let ya down. To much of anything is to much of everything. But, having a beer and some big plans can’t be all bad.. Go Obama… This bud’s for you…

Liberal’s Too Easy on Crime.

I was reading the newspaper online today about these 2 guys holding up a gas station/convenience store. Then I started reading the comments of people… You know…The OPINION’s  There was one that read as follows:

Liberals say: Now let’s not get down on our misguided youth. The lack of parental involvement, the lack of social programs and with ‘the man’ keeping them down, these poor kids just don’t know any better. Let’s rehabilitate them, house them and place them in jobs.

Conserves say: Get a rope.

That’s pretty funny huh? Watching someone use that story as a platform to boast their right wing extremist views… It’s fun watching the right side squirm around freaking out because Obama won… The fact is the Democrat’s could have had Micky Mouse in the race and still won… It’s a done deal – Bush ruined it for em… And Rush and the rest of those AM radio cat’s are not able to change it.

If the Liberals had their way the street’s would be FULL of criminals… Good thing the conservatives are around to “hang em high”

Drug Testing For Welfare.

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They plan to put a stop to it. “Get those people treatment” So, I guess if your on food stamps or section 8 and you come up dirty.. Your CUT off.. Good luck, you’ll need it. Surely it’s not that bad is it? Perhaps they will give you a few chances… I dunno…

Of course the problem with that is alcohol is legal. And even if they do test you they would have to test you while you are drunk or shortly thereafter or it wouldn’t make any difference anyways…

It’s kind of like when human services comes to check your home to take your kids away…If they find some marijuana in your home they take the kid’s right then and there…But what if they find a couple of 1/2 gallons of vodka? No problem. You just have a nightcap here and there.

Of course you still have to take a drug test to hold a job…Almost anywhere. But you can still drown yourself in whiskey and work anywhere.. It’s a strange world isn’t it?

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