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Getting Attractive Dates? Plenty of Fish!

September 24, 2009 By: DaveStuff Category: General, Internet Relationships, Sex No Comments →

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I read and an article in a magazine one time that took a survey about what trates people search for in a mate.  There were usual things such as honesty, integrity, stability… You know, all that stuff.

Then it asked about “looks” . You know, attractive people.  According to the survey most people were not that opinioated about “good looks”. They often said that “looks are really not that important.

Of course what they say and what they actually do are often very different things. People ARE concerned about looks. That’s just they way it is.

For example, if your a member of a dating website and your surfing profiles who do you think get’s the most views? E- mails? That’s right… The “beautiful people”  do.   It’s a fact…

Plenty of Fish states that some users that “have a good picture up” can get over 100 emails a day. It says that these users don’t have time to write responses to all of them even if they wanted to.

So who do they actually respond to? People they are attracted to of course.  Don’t believe me? Give it a try.

So what if your not as attractive as the next person? Well, there’s all kinds of  e-books and stuff for us guys that tell us how to “seduce” women that are out of our league. They promise that you can practice the techniches taught in their programs and pick up plenty of fish that would have never given us the time of day before.

You can see them advertised on the plenty of fish website.  The one I looked at was 27 bucks and had all the tips you could ever want. Of course I ain’t got 27 bucks.  Do you?

But the plenty of fish is free… The guy that started it is making bank. All because he saw the ridiculousness of the paying dating sites and decided to create a totally free one. Gee, why didn’t I think of that?

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The Brady Bunch – Incest in Hollywood

May 12, 2009 By: DaveStuff Category: Conspiracy, Sex No Comments →

I’m always hearing about one of the Brady Bunch’s or Mom getting it on with one of the kids and/or each other… Maybe the producer got in on some of the action.

  • Greg and Mom
  • Mom and Greg
  • Cindy and Peter
  • Greg and Dad
  • Marsha and Greg
  • Alice and the Butcher

I just can’t keep up with it all! Greg seen a lot of action… And there’s not even a  toilet in the shared bathroom of the kids’ Hey! my favorite episode is the one with the flying saucer.. I’m a spacey kind of guy, Ya Know?

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Are People Born Gay?

February 26, 2009 By: DaveStuff Category: Sex No Comments →

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Well isn’t this a political question… Are people born gay?

Evangelicals say no way…The gay community says of course…They call it “sexual orientationMaybe I need to look up orientation in the dictionary:

  • the act of orienting
  • an integrated set of attitudes and beliefs
  • position or alignment relative to points of the compass or other specific directions
  • predilection: a predisposition in favor of something; “a predilection for expensive cars”; “his sexual preferences”; “showed a Marxist orientation”
  • a person’s awareness of self with regard to position and time and place and personal relationships
  • orientation course: a course introducing a new situation or environment

I went to elementary school with this kid, He was always chilling with girls…Years later I heard that he was gay… Is there a connection? It seems that most anybody I talk to says they know of somebody just like that… Gee there must be something to it.

Hey! You know there is always something to talk about when it comes to gay people… Marriage, rights, religion, damnation, sex, taboo, forbidden fruit, it just goes on and on and on and on and…….


Like rock and roll is here to stay…So are the gays. Can’t we all just get along?

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