Too Much Sex?

Do you get too much sex?  We all have sex problems I suppose I could use an overhauling myself.

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Good or bad. Sex is here to stay.  -It’s everywhere.  Lets consider where it is..

  • Movies – From chick flix to baseball films… Steamy
  • Books – Romance novels to Stephen King
  • TV – Ever watched Grey’s Anatomy?
  • Music – Porn soundtracks are my favorite
  • Internet – Chat rooms to Free dating sites

Should I continue?

Oversexed? Undersexed?

Is there such a thing? Or can you never get enough?

Perhaps it’s just not the right kind of sex. We are always hoping for more of what we cannot have. Or less of what we do have.

Check this bedroom chatter:

Honey you want to have sex tonight?

Well, Star Trek is coming on TV

So, that doesn’t answer my question

But…It’s a new episode honey

Well you can always record it.

That’s not quite the same babe

Damn it…I want SEX!

Well can we keep the TV on?

Hell, I guess. I’d prefer candles.

We can have those too

Alright but your giving me a headache.

Does that mean you changed your mind?

It’s hopeless

Of course it’s possible to fire up your sex life. But that discussion is for another day.

Happy times for all you lovers!

Get busy!!

🙂

Getting Attractive Dates? Plenty of Fish!

I read and an article in a magazine one time that took a survey about what trates people search for in a mate.  All the usual stuff:

Honesty, integrity, stability…. All of THAT

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Then it asked about “looks” .

You know, attractive people.  According to the survey most people were not that opinioated about “good looks”. They often said that “looks are really not that important.

But… what they say and what they actually do are often very different things. Continue reading “Getting Attractive Dates? Plenty of Fish!”

Just for Women – It’s a Party!

My friend is going to a Just For Women party tonight. It’s like a Tupperware party for girls..uh.. pleasure accessoriesNo men allowed. Here are some of my thought’s while walking around Wal-Mart looking at yard tools.

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Just For Men?

I don’t think so folks. We guys don’t need that kind of party. Unless of course there are females there.  You know, one that will help us buy the correct merchandise. Some may disagree. But I doubt it. Continue reading “Just for Women – It’s a Party!”

Derek Rake – Seduce Women – A Review

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I get email every week from this cat, Derek Rake on how to seduce women.  I was sitting around on the single tip (like I am now) and did a Google search on how to pick up girls and his site came up. (It may have been an ad)

I was quite entertained by the webpage and I put my email address in there and have been getting his newsletter ever since. He claims it’s worth $47 monthly.  I have been receiving it for quite some time. I wonder when my free trial is up? Continue reading “Derek Rake – Seduce Women – A Review”

How to Find a Girlfriend on Twitter

I’m single again. My latest fascination has been twitter.  Perhaps I could use it instead of dating sites to find a new girlfriend.  It can’t hurt…Right?

I spend a lot of time on twitter so instead of promoting myself  and talking

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about how cool my blog is perhaps I could find a hot dates to go on in my spare time. (I can’t just blog endlessly?)

I read bloggs teaching how to be a successful blogger.  They often suggest writing a “list” post. So I have decided to do just that. Are ya ready?

And here it goes….

How To Find a Girlfriend on Twitter

Create an Account
You gotta sign up first dude. You cant sit around playing X-box and expect to get hot twitter followers. So turn off the game and bust a move.

Spice up Your Profile
Don’t just use the default skin. Put something cool up that reflects your personality and why you are the one to git’ wit.  Make sure you make a good impression on you “bio”

Have a website
If you don’t have your own website you could just enter your Myspace profile in that section. Make sure that your profile at Myspace looks good to.  That way they can visit you there too and add you as a friend. Or at least get more info about ya.

Start Tweeting
Yep, like facebook start posting and texting  cool things you know and see. Talk about your “availability”. What your into…Who you be wit’ Your favorite food and drink and popular culture hipster  ramblings. Do this several times a day.

Follow Chicks
Do a “single” search using twitter. This will open real time treading for the term “single” Start following every single girl you find attractive.  Also use the hash tag (#) in your tweets and profile.  #single #hotties #dating ETC They will follow you back.  And when they do:

Strike up Conversations
Use the @hotchick (example) to start talking to girls. Compliment them and practice putting the twitter “mack” down.

Add Local Chicks
Do a search for your town. Follow all the hot chicks you see in that search. That is if you want somebody close to where you live. Twitter is worldwide..Ya know?  After a few online train wrecks myself  I’d be fine with a long distance twitter girlfriend.

Hook Up
“So glad to finally meet you in person. I have really been enjoying your tweets”
Would you like to join me down at the cyber cafe? Oh, I see you have your Iphone…Let’s rock!

I’m working on it with one gurl. But she wouldn’t even tweet meWhat gives? But hey, I got a really good feeling about this one 🙂