Weirdness

Looking for Shit? It’s Easy to Find

I'm here..Somewhere.Yell out the car window “Hey… you wanna start some shit”?!?!

Yes folks…. Its reality… If you look for trouble (shit) -your gonna find it…  Just grab a big bucket… Pour it in and grab a stir stick… I’ll bring the fan and we can let the fun begin.

And you KNOW this… Check out more »

Fast Food Customer Service

English: McDonalds' sign in Harlem.

English: McDonalds’ sign in Harlem. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

How long has it been since you had some fast food?  In the drive through did you get some good service? I’m ‘thinking’ you probably have a story to tell about it… Am I right?

I recently tagged along on a road trip with my groovy lady friend and I suggested we stop at a McDonald’s  so I could go to the rest room. I was craving a little snack too…  Uh… Mistake.

When I got done in the restroom…Which in itself was not all that great I noticed there was some people ‘waiting’ in line.  Some to put in an order.. Others waiting on their order…

We decided we would check it out… again… Mistake… Check out more »

The Gospel of Benny Hinn?

Benny Hinn
Image by gregkendallball via Flickr

I have been thinking a lot about the gospels that are preached on television in conjuncture with my own personal struggles with life and financial obligations.. Benny Hinn is certainly one of the most famous and I had a little idea! This is a rework of an old post from 2008… See, I was unemployed.

In my ongoing quest to make enough money to survive I considered finding a job with a major TV ministry. I have believed the Bible for many years and thought that perhaps these guys could use an unskilled ex party animal junkie like myself to help further their cause.

They seem to generate a lot of capital so adding me to the staff somehow could help me get out of this self inflicted financial mess… (or ½ self inflicted, I had PLENTY of help getting there)

I thought of a good position for me…. I could be a “catcher” during the Benny Hinn rallies. You know… He’s the guy that is standing behind the person that faints from God’s awesome power when Benn waves his hand at them. They catch the person that is ‘slain in the spirit’ I think that would be a good job for me because I know I ain’t gonna be falling down – ya dig?

Now where would I apply for a job like that?

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