English: Stomach, adapted for use in Häggström...

Yes folks, Rod Stewart had to have his stomach pumped back in the 70’s. The story is  that he became very sick one night after  doing a show in Los Angles.

They knew he had ingested some thing toxic and after a thorough stomach pumping that had removed a few quarts of semen.

It is assumed he had been involved in a huge circle jerk and they had placed him in the middle of the room.

But wait… What the heck is a circle jerk anyway?