The Hip Opinion

What drugs have you taken recreationaly?
How about a cohesive list!

• Mary Jane
• Whiskey
• Beer
• Acid
• Coke
• Crank
• Exctacy
• Pills (pain killers)
• Pills (tranquilizers)
• Ice
• Crack
• Mushrooms
• Vodka
• Tobacco

Now, when you go to the doctor for a check up do you ADMIT that you ingest all those things? “I only do it when I’m stressed doc”.

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It’s funny that I never had heard that weird things happen on the full moon until I was up into my mid 20’s… I was having my usual highballs of Windsor at a friends house and he pointed out that it was a full moon…

“It’s gonna be a weird night” He said.

Right about then the phone rang. It was somebody he hadn’t talked to in years…And then another call…Some chick he used to sleep with…
“See, I told you so”

I been waiting for a weird time when the moon was full ever since then… It never really happened for me…Why? Because EVERY night is weird!

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My cousin told me a few years back that Christmas was actually a “pagan” holiday. Or that it was actually a “festival” for the farmers because they knew winter was coming and it kind of sucked for them and they decided to throw a big party to brighten their gloom.

You ever heard about something like that?

Christmas is fun…For the kids… But for us parents it’s a bit of a pain in the you know what… Do you agree?

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There is always a debate as who is the best of something… I used to do this a lot over the years as a kid. It was usually my favorite at the time… Many drummers are awesome…

Some of my Favorites

• Keith Moon
• Ringo Starr
• Stewart Copeland
• John Bonham
• Charlie Watts
• Neil Peart
• Nick Mason

That must be because they played in some of my favorite bands huh? There are many other drummers that are either just as good or “underrated“…
 So, who is the best drummer who ever lived?

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She sure has a nice smile… She really looks good on the camera huh? Now, I guess she had some limited success with those looks and stuff in the beginning. But then that big producer guy saw one of here videos and liked what he saw… Robert “Mutt” Lang. He brought here into the studio and produced pure magic…That smile and his production and musicians… We can take on the world…

Guess they are broke up now… Mutt Cheated.

All is fair in love and war… At least she can afford an excellent lawyer…

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Here is a joke for you…
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Now forward that to all of your friend’s emails and cell phones and you will be rewarded 10,000,000 before you go to bed tomorrow night. Really, this a real deal… It has been PROVEN! Don’t miss YOUR chance.

There are so many folks that sit around for hours forwarding jokes to people. I assume many of them are tweakers that don’t have much to do all day… And night.

Gee I make sure and forward ALL of them… Maybe I should post them on my blogs as well… Perhaps this will DOUBLE my rewards.

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You ever known anybody that reminds you of this guy? I’d like to wear that badge myself. With so many things to be worried about.
What, Me Worry?

Be like Alfred E. Newman… And kind of kick back and enjoy the ride… Let’s make a parody at how bad things look on the surface… It just aint’ all that bad…

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