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Mary Jane and Stupidity.

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Hey man, lets go get “stupid”

That’s what one cat told me when he wanted to go smoke a joint one time… Sure I went and lit up and all but the term really made me consider things…
DOES pot make you stupid? Heck why do you think they call it “dope”

I have always thought it was a rather harmless drug… Alcohol seems to kill more innocent (and not so innocent) people…The war on pot seems never ending expensive and pointless.

But does it make you stupid? Well, I dunno… Dude, but I made straight D’s and some F’s in high school back in the DAZE! -I think cause I was high… Even the idiots in pineapple express realized that they couldn’t seem to get it together because they were so high… I guess they did in the end though…

Nobody thought that movie was funny did they
? Guess ya had to be high.. :)

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Does Diet Pop Help You Lose Weight?

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I’m writing this post drinking a diet 7UP… My hope is that it will keep me from gaining weight… Not that I really care… I just don’t want to have to buy new jeans. I just aint’ got the cash flow for that…

How do you start drinking diet pop?
Especially if you used to drinking sugar pop…Well, you start by drinking it FAST… Make sure the beverage is fully carbine… If it goes flat…forget it…

Stay with it for at least a week.
It won’t start tasting normal until then folks… You just gotta keep forcing it down…Then you learn to LOVE Diet Pop!

Drink cans or bottles
This is part of that carbonation thing. If you drink big bottles you better kill it within a couple of days at most… Fountain drinks are not acceptable… Whenever I eat out I always get full flavor.

I have heard it said that drinking diet pop doesn’t help you lose weight.. The theory is that it makes you EAT more…Whatever…

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