Posts Tagged ‘Sex’
Just for Women – It’s a Party!
October 2, 2010 | 
Author My friend is going to a Just For Women party tonight. It’s like a Tupperware party for girls..uh.. pleasure accessories. No men allowed. Here are some of my thought’s while walking around Wal-Mart looking at yard tools.
Image by Lone Primate via Flickr
Image by Lone Primate via Flickr
Just For Men?
I don’t think so folks. We guys don’t need that kind of party. Unless of course there are females there. You know, one that will help us buy the correct merchandise. Some may disagree. But I doubt it. Check out more »
Derek Rake – Seduce Women – A Review
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I get email every week from this cat, Derek Rake on how to seduce women. I was sitting around on the single tip (like I am now) and did a Google search on how to pick up girls and his site came up. (It may have been an ad)
I was quite entertained by the webpage and I put my email address in there and have been getting his newsletter ever since. He claims it’s worth $47 monthly. I have been receiving it for quite some time. I wonder when my free trial is up? Check out more »
What Questions Would You Ask the Aliens?
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If I had some alien’s drop by my crib I’d have to bust out with some questions.
Would’t you?
Yep, those Extraterrestrial Beings… You know, those guys with the big heads, small bodies and glittering eyes.
I’d ask them a few things:
- What planet are you from?
- Is the food good?
- Is pot legal there?
- How is the political system?
- Do you have homeless shelters?
- Do ya’ll believe in Jesus? Or Mohammad?
- Is rap music more popular than rock music on your planet?
- Does you economy tank too?
- Does your government want to take away your ray guns?
- Star Trek or Star Wars?
- Do you have sex? What kind?
- Ginger or MaryAnn?
The list just goes on and on…And with all the technology they have they must have all the answers… Ya think?
Come on guys… We need a little help here on planet earth… Ya think?
What questions would YOU ask the Aliens?
Too Much Sex?
What a question you could be asked. Do you get too much sex? We all got situations there. I could use an overhauling myself. Good or bad. Sex is something that we all got to deal with. You dig?
Oversexed? Undersexed?
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Is there such a thing? Or can you never get enough? Perhaps it’s just not the right kind of sex. We are always hoping for more of what we cannot have. Or less of what we do have.
Check this bedroom chatter:
Honey you want to have sex tonight?
Well, Star Trek is coming on TV
So, that doesn’t answer my question
But…It’s a new episode honey
Well you can always record it.
That’s not quite the same babe
Damn it…I want SEX!
Well can we keep the TV on?
Hell, I guess. I’d prefer candles.
We can have those too
Alright but your giving me a headache.
Does that mean you changed your mind?
It’s hopeless
Of course it’s possible to fire up your sex life. But that discussion is for another day.
Happy times for all you lovers! Get busy 
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