Posts Tagged ‘Sexuality’

Too Much Sex?

Do you get too much sex?  We all have sex problems I suppose I could use an overhauling myself.

English: Fireworks

English: Fireworks (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Good or bad. Sex is here to stay.  -It’s everywhere.  Lets consider where it is..

  • Movies – From chick flix to baseball films… Steamy
  • Books – Romance novels to Stephen King
  • TV – Ever watched Grey’s Anatomy?
  • Music – Porn soundtracks are my favorite
  • Internet – Chat rooms to Free dating sites

Should I continue?

Oversexed? Undersexed?

Is there such a thing? Or can you never get enough?

Perhaps it’s just not the right kind of sex. We are always hoping for more of what we cannot have. Or less of what we do have.

Check this bedroom chatter:

Honey you want to have sex tonight?

Well, Star Trek is coming on TV

So, that doesn’t answer my question

But…It’s a new episode honey

Well you can always record it.

That’s not quite the same babe

Damn it…I want SEX!

Well can we keep the TV on?

Hell, I guess. I’d prefer candles.

We can have those too

Alright but your giving me a headache.

Does that mean you changed your mind?

It’s hopeless

Of course it’s possible to fire up your sex life. But that discussion is for another day.

Happy times for all you lovers!

Get busy!!

:)

Sex Education in School-Recess

Monkey Bars-Pasamanos

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Do you remeber going to sex education class in school? You would go and eveybody would giggle as you watched some film about reproduction probably produced sometime in the 50’s

Then you would go to recess. Out there on the playground is where the real education began.  Chasing girls around the monkey bars, getting kudies ,then punching your bud’s and getting all those “warm fuzzies”

Where did all this school yard sex education come from? Big brothers and sisters? Parents? Who knows…But I just remember there was plenty of it.

I never really got any “real” sex education. And considering how important sex is to teenagers I think it’s time to be a bit more frank.  Like, if you do that kid… THIS might happen… Can you dig it?

Mary Jane and Stupidity.

“Mary Jane” cover
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Hey man, lets go get “stupid”

That’s what one cat told me when he wanted to go smoke a joint one time… Sure I went and lit up and all but the term really made me consider things…
DOES pot make you stupid? Heck why do you think they call it “dope”

I have always thought it was a rather harmless drug… Alcohol seems to kill more innocent (and not so innocent) people…The war on pot seems never ending expensive and pointless.

But does it make you stupid? Well, I dunno… Dude, but I made straight D’s and some F’s in high school back in the DAZE! -I think cause I was high… Even the idiots in pineapple express realized that they couldn’t seem to get it together because they were so high… I guess they did in the end though…

Nobody thought that movie was funny did they
? Guess ya had to be high.. :)

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