I’m single again. My latest fascination has been twitter. Perhaps I could use it instead of dating sites to find a new girlfriend. It can’t hurt…Right?
I spend a lot of time on twitter so instead of promoting myself and talking
about how cool my blog is perhaps I could find a hot dates to go on in my spare time. (I can’t just blog endlessly?)
I read bloggs teaching how to be a successful blogger. They often suggest writing a “list” post. So I have decided to do just that. Are ya ready?
And here it goes….
How To Find a Girlfriend on Twitter
Create an Account
You gotta sign up first dude. You cant sit around playing X-box and expect to get hot twitter followers. So turn off the game and bust a move.
Spice up Your Profile
Don’t just use the default skin. Put something cool up that reflects your personality and why you are the one to git’ wit. Make sure you make a good impression on you “bio”
Have a website
If you don’t have your own website you could just enter your Myspace profile in that section. Make sure that your profile at Myspace looks good to. That way they can visit you there too and add you as a friend. Or at least get more info about ya.
Yep, like facebook start posting and texting cool things you know and see. Talk about your “availability”. What your into…Who you be wit’ Your favorite food and drink and popular culture hipster ramblings. Do this several times a day.
Do a “single” search using twitter. This will open real time treading for the term “single” Start following every single girl you find attractive. Also use the hash tag (#) in your tweets and profile. #single #hotties #dating ETC They will follow you back. And when they do:
Strike up Conversations
Use the @hotchick (example) to start talking to girls. Compliment them and practice putting the twitter “mack” down.
Add Local Chicks
Do a search for your town. Follow all the hot chicks you see in that search. That is if you want somebody close to where you live. Twitter is worldwide..Ya know? After a few online train wrecks myself I’d be fine with a long distance twitter girlfriend.
“So glad to finally meet you in person. I have really been enjoying your tweets” Would you like to join me down at the cyber cafe? Oh, I see you have your Iphone…Let’s rock!
I’m working on it with one gurl. But she wouldn’t even tweet me… What gives? But hey, I got a really good feeling about this one 🙂
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