Posts Tagged ‘Twitter’

How to Find a Girlfriend on Twitter

I’m single again. My latest fascination has been twitter.  Perhaps I could use it instead of dating sites to find a new girlfriend.  It can’t hurt…Right?

I spend a lot of time on twitter so instead of promoting myself  and talking

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about how cool my blog is perhaps I could find a hot dates to go on in my spare time. (I can’t just blog endlessly?)

I read bloggs teaching how to be a successful blogger.  They often suggest writing a “list” post. So I have decided to do just that. Are ya ready?

And here it goes….

How To Find a Girlfriend on Twitter

Create an Account
You gotta sign up first dude. You cant sit around playing X-box and expect to get hot twitter followers. So turn off the game and bust a move.

Spice up Your Profile
Don’t just use the default skin. Put something cool up that reflects your personality and why you are the one to git’ wit.  Make sure you make a good impression on you “bio”

Have a website
If you don’t have your own website you could just enter your Myspace profile in that section. Make sure that your profile at Myspace looks good to.  That way they can visit you there too and add you as a friend. Or at least get more info about ya.

Start Tweeting
Yep, like facebook start posting and texting  cool things you know and see. Talk about your “availability”. What your into…Who you be wit’ Your favorite food and drink and popular culture hipster  ramblings. Do this several times a day.

Follow Chicks
Do a “single” search using twitter. This will open real time treading for the term “single” Start following every single girl you find attractive.  Also use the hash tag (#) in your tweets and profile.  #single #hotties #dating ETC They will follow you back.  And when they do:

Strike up Conversations
Use the @hotchick (example) to start talking to girls. Compliment them and practice putting the twitter “mack” down.

Add Local Chicks
Do a search for your town. Follow all the hot chicks you see in that search. That is if you want somebody close to where you live. Twitter is worldwide..Ya know?  After a few online train wrecks myself  I’d be fine with a long distance twitter girlfriend.

Hook Up
“So glad to finally meet you in person. I have really been enjoying your tweets”
Would you like to join me down at the cyber cafe? Oh, I see you have your Iphone…Let’s rock!

I’m working on it with one gurl. But she wouldn’t even tweet meWhat gives? But hey, I got a really good feeling about this one :)

Problogger – Method’s of Being a Professional Blogger – and make money?

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I have been blogging since 2003 when blogger first opened and I heard about this new “wave” coming across the Internet. Then I heard about how you can make money blogging. I thought. What the heck? As I studied this further I heard of a guy making “six figures”

Of course I jumped right on in there and started this (and other) blogs.

Now there seems to be TONS of blogs that “teach” you how to become a “professional” blogger.  The most famous would be Problogger.com. He comes up right away if you do a search for “blogging” He’s a full time  blogger making over $100,000 per year.

Who can argue with success?

I went straight out to a bookstore and slapped down the $30.00 for his book. I learned a few things.. Implemented many of these suggestions  on this and another site. I had a lot of fun (like I am now) but only earned about $50.00 and it’s a lot of work, so I slowed down on the blogging and pursued other, uh… Hobbies.  (I’ll let you use your imagination)

Now there are 100’s of sites teaching many of the same things that are on the problogger website and book. They all kinda teach the same things.
Examples:

  • Write fresh and interesting content
  • Use Google (and other) Ad’s
  • Network on Facebook, Twitter etc..
  • Decorate your posts with pictures, video etc
  • Use a “professional” theme (or one that looks like it)
  • Always be focused on a “niche”

Yea, yea…Whatever…  All these sites are basically writing  the same thing. How to “build a better blog” and make money with it. They are called the “A” list. And I have learned a lot from them. I have posted a comment here and there on their sites… No reply.. Why would they want to talk to a guy that’s just writing complete nonsense anyways? Ya know… (worthless opinions)

Then there’s this cat named “Griz” He has a totally different view of how to make money online. He is kinda radical and tends to bag on the “A” list dudes. He has a free blogger site up and claims he can now work a few hours a week and then play golf the rest of the time.

I enjoy following his blog but he doesn’t post much… He’s out on the golf course… You dig?

Now, in my search again, I came across a bloke who explains how it’s REALLY done. On his blog he reveals 3 secrets to a popular blog. Hey now, I can dig it.  I have kinda tried #3 for awhile. (It’s one of Griz’s methods) But I don’t want to work as hard as he did.. I just want to post wacky stuff in my “niche” – Opinion. And like everybody… I got an opinion on EVERYTHING.

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