The Hip Opinion

I’m writing this post drinking a diet 7UP… My hope is that it will keep me from gaining weight… Not that I really care… I just don’t want to have to buy new jeans. I just aint’ got the cash flow for that…

How do you start drinking diet pop?
Especially if you used to drinking sugar pop…Well, you start by drinking it FAST… Make sure the beverage is fully carbine… If it goes flat…forget it…

Stay with it for at least a week.
It won’t start tasting normal until then folks… You just gotta keep forcing it down…Then you learn to LOVE Diet Pop!

Drink cans or bottles
This is part of that carbonation thing. If you drink big bottles you better kill it within a couple of days at most… Fountain drinks are not acceptable… Whenever I eat out I always get full flavor.

I have heard it said that drinking diet pop doesn’t help you lose weight.. The theory is that it makes you EAT more…Whatever…

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You need to get to work on time and do what I say… Or YOUR FIRED!

Are you the boss of the house? Do you demand that your wife “submit” as it says in the bible? Do you demand that do what you think they should be doing…And then ENFORCE it! If you do then your most likely a ‘boss’

On the production floor at a manufacturing plant the boss is usually the most hated person in the building… And they don’t care… Why? Because of livelihood. It typically pays a bit more than just being a regular joe.

 It’s tough being the boss..But hey, SOMEBODY”S gotta do it!

Boss’s may be in a position to get more dates too huh?

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It’s funny that I never had heard that weird things happen on the full moon until I was up into my mid 20’s… I was having my usual highballs of Windsor at a friends house and he pointed out that it was a full moon…

“It’s gonna be a weird night” He said.

Right about then the phone rang. It was somebody he hadn’t talked to in years…And then another call…Some chick he used to sleep with…
“See, I told you so”

I been waiting for a weird time when the moon was full ever since then… It never really happened for me…Why? Because EVERY night is weird!

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You ever known anybody that reminds you of this guy? I’d like to wear that badge myself. With so many things to be worried about.
What, Me Worry?

Be like Alfred E. Newman… And kind of kick back and enjoy the ride… Let’s make a parody at how bad things look on the surface… It just aint’ all that bad…

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 People are going to go crazy pretty soon to get all that cheap stuff since the economy seems to be in the toilet. You won’t see me out there I’m sure… I’ll be in here watching TV and enjoying some diet coke.

Oh I may go look at some people. See what’s going on out there as I will be up super late on Thursday… I’ll be attending late night meetings and burning candles at both ends.

What are some good deals out there? Anybody know what a poor ghetto blogger can do to have a decent Christmas with his girl and 6 kids?

So now you know why I have a “donation” button on this blog…As well as Google Absence ad’s that don’t pay anything… I just want to be able to get my kid’s a few stocking stuffers.. You dig?

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I took yesterday off and didn’t post a single thing… I was actually working on some music that I had on my digital recorder… It didn’t come out as well as I would have liked… It’s funny how when you listen to tracks through headphones it sounds pretty good…Then you master it and export/burn it and it sounds completely different.

I used to love doing music but now with this digital stuff it is just getting so complex..But you do get a good home recording…

Anyways… I’ll wrap that noisy crap up and then get back to writing some wacky stuff…

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It’s amazing to me that the military can still get recruits to sign up for years of possible wartime employment… Perhaps with the failing economy and jobs disappearing that Uncle Sam has people willing to sign up…

Those cat’s don’t want this old man… Heck, I’m to old to be drafted now… They want those young strong guys that are easy to “train” Wouldn’t you say?

Hope everybody is having a good weekend!

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