Cover of "Swamp Thing"

Cover of Swamp Thing

If there were any critics in 1982 who praised the movie Swamp Thing, I don’t want to know about it.  It is ludicrous and cheap and poorly acted.

As well, it is the most sensual movie apropos of a woman’s breasts I have seen.  Usually covered, the breasts are those of Adrienne Barbeau.  I don’t think I’ll be recommending the flick on that basis.