“How to Save a Marriage (and Ruin Your Life)”: Dean Martin’s Life, That Is

The Doris Day mode continued as late as 1968, the year of The Graduate, with Dean Martin and Stella Stevens in the romantic comedy, How to Save a Marriage (and Ruin Your Life).

Eli Wallach is superb as a fiftyish man who cheats on his wife.  His buddy David Sloane (Martin) thinks he has proof that the adulterer’s mistress (Ann Jackson) is fickle, so he tries to save Wallach’s marriage by making advances to her.  But he does so to the wrong girl (Stevens), not the one involved with his friend.

Not far behind Wallach, Stella Stevens is lively and endearing—and drop-dead beautiful.  Martin, on the other hand, is inadequate, but Jackson and some others aren’t.  They’re authoritatively comic.  Fielder Cook’s directing is not quite good and not quite bad, notwithstanding, despite unsatisfying characterization, Marriage contains dollops of wit and some tasty humor.  It’s flawed but entertaining.  In addition, mainly a family pic, it’s hardly sexy at all, released only a year before such films as Goodbye Columbus and Last Summer, with their naked bodies, appeared.

“Aloha” Is As Bad As The Critics Say It Is

I fell asleep for a minute or so during the first quarter of Aloha (2015), a Cameron Crowe picture, because I didn’t know what was going on.  Later, after I got some idea of what was going on, it was easy to see how insipid and unlikely this Crowe-written stuff was.  Aloha‘s rom com I found tepid and its military-industrial, businessman-bashing element is hogwash.  (Bill Murray plays Mr. Halliburton—er, I mean Mr. Carson Welch, CEO.)

Crowe deserves to eat crow.

Tsk, Tsk: Bruce Beresford’s “Black Robe”

Based on the novel by Brian Moore, author of the film version’s screenplay, Black Robe (1991) deals with French missionary efforts among the Algonquin and Huron Indians in the 17th century.  Lothaire Bluteau is miscast as the Jesuit priest Father Laforgue merely because his acting is poor, but this Bruce Beresford-directed movie has plenty of good qualities.

It quickly becomes evident that Laforgue, a virtuous man, is failing miserably to establish a rapport with the Algonquin Indians on whom he depends to take him to the Hurons—a fact that prompts Moore to throw doubt on the value of missionary work at large.  Christianity itself has intrinsic worth, but to Moore (no friend of Catholicism) it is impossible to say it’s a metaphysical worth.  Though he remains a Christian, Laforgue makes concessions to pagan Indian belief (the forest is speaking to us, don’t ya know?).  Thus it isn’t just the acting in BR that makes me wince.

Cover of "Black Robe"

Cover of Black Robe

Old West, “Slow West”

The title of John Maclean’s Slow West (2015) may refer to the implacable slowness of the Old West in becoming civilized.  To be sure, the film’s characters have it bad precisely owing to an absence of civilization, too often spelling violent death.  The chief figure, Jay (Kodi Smit-McPhee), has left Scotland to search the American West for the runaway girl he loves, which girl bears a Scottish-endowed price on her head.

Its premise and story not wholly agreeable, Slow West is slightly more than okay as a Western and outstanding as a debut feature.  There are many inventive shots (a closeup of ants on a pistol barrel, armed men springing up amid tall wheat) and some potent shoot-out scenes.  Macclean is both writer and director, and he knows enough to never patronize Jay, who is little more than a boy.

This too:  as a Western antihero, Michael Fassbender is a much better actor than John Wayne or the young Clint Eastwood.

Not The Bottom, Not The Top: The Movie, “View From The Top”

Gwyneth Paltrow dreams of being an ace flight attendant in the insignificant View from the Top (2003), directed by Bruno Barreto.

Fizzy fluff, it fails to maintain the tone it begins with and is boringly acted by Paltrow miscast as a backwater gal.  Does it embrace the “sexist cliches” that Dennis Lim of The Village Voice says it does?  No.  Just cliches—a few.  There are three assets, though: it has heart, it is photographically exquisite and Christina Applegate, as a fellow stewardess, is gorgeous.

Cover of "View from the Top"

Cover of View from the Top

Focus On The Geek: Wes Anderson’s “Rushmore”

Max Fischer (Jason Schwartzman) is a poor student but a very bright, nigh adult go-getter at Rushmore Academy, the geeky hero of Rushmore (1998), the second of Wes Anderson’s filmic oddities.  The movie follows the boyish love for an honorable school as it gives way to the boyish love for an appealing female . . . but one for whom Max must bitterly, zanily compete.

The film exists for its plot and its characters, who remain unexplored.  Characteristically Anderson provided no theme, so what we have here is a unique, even delightful if superficial little comedy.

Cover of "Rushmore"

Cover of Rushmore