Dave
Yep…That’s my last name….Douthitt.
Can you say that? All together now….Just like it’s spelled…”DOUTHITT”
Like “South” It. You dig?
I could count on one hand how many teachers got it right while growing up and going to school. But hey there’s a lot more of us now…We can stand it unity!
It’s like “South” it… You got that… Not Duet Hit. Due fit or Due sit….
Hey this info needed to be in the net….
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Always looking for the “right” guy to complete the girlfriend/wife..Whatever…It’s a strange world… I never seem to be “Mr Right” And Ms. Wrong ignores me all night… What a sight!
In the game of romance and relationships the fun never ends…And drama ensues..I guess I’m not a very good player…Working on now the 4th or 5th (can’t remember) failed relationship must mean that I got no business playing the game…
And look what it’s done for my blogging… It all came to a pitiful halt… Since I own this blog it’s my business now to start it back up… What can I say?
I can’t live with em. I can’t live without em… Gonna try falling in love with somebody else for a change….God perhaps? Been there before…And it was certainly the most solid relationship I ever had…
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If your like me you can dig some pop. My personal fave is Coke. The full flavor version. But… I switched to Diet. Ya wanna know how?
I’m writing this post drinking a diet Coke… My hope is that it will keep me
from gaining weight… Not that I really care… I just don’t want to have to buy new jeans. I just aint’ got the cash flow for that. You dig?
Switch to Diet
How the heck ya do that?
Especially if you used to drinking sugar pop?
Start by drinking it FAST
Make sure the beverage is fully carbine… If it goes flat…forget it…It just ain’t worth drinkin’
Stay with it for at least a week.
It won’t start tasting normal until then folks… You just gotta keep forcing it down.
Then you learn to LOVE Diet Pop!
Drink cans or bottles
This is part of that carbonation thing. If you drink big bottles you better kill it within a couple of days at most. For me, the 2 liter thing just don’t work. I stick with the can’s. 20oz bottles are my favorite 🙂
Diet Fountain Drinks
They just don’t work for this hipster. For some reason they are never as good. When I stop by the fast food joint I typically get full flavor.
I have heard it said that drinking diet pop doesn’t help you lose weight.. The theory is that it makes you EAT more?? Whatever.
You need to get to work on time and do what I say… Or YOUR FIRED!
Are you the boss of the house? Do you demand that your wife “submit” as it says in the bible? Do you demand that do what you think they should be doing…And then ENFORCE it! If you do then your most likely a ‘boss’
On the production floor at a manufacturing plant the boss is usually the most hated person in the building… And they don’t care… Why? Because of livelihood. It typically pays a bit more than just being a regular joe.
It’s tough being the boss..But hey, SOMEBODY”S gotta do it!
Boss’s may be in a position to get more dates too huh?
It’s funny that I never had heard that weird things happen on the full moon until I was up into my mid 20’s… I was having my usual highballs of Windsor at a friends house and he pointed out that it was a full moon…
“It’s gonna be a weird night” He said.
Right about then the phone rang. It was somebody he hadn’t talked to in years…And then another call…Some chick he used to sleep with…
“See, I told you so”
I been waiting for a weird time when the moon was full ever since then… It never really happened for me…Why? Because EVERY night is weird!
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You ever known anybody that reminds you of this guy? I’d like to wear that badge myself. With so many things to be worried about.
What, Me Worry?
Be like Alfred E. Newman… And kind of kick back and enjoy the ride… Let’s make a parody at how bad things look on the surface… It just aint’ all that bad… 🙂
