Archive for June 2008

Isn’t there oil in Oklahoma?

They were saying something about drilling for oil right here in Tulsa. People are fighting about it I guess. My Jeep is outta gas once again. Just so pitiful. Another $30 to get a bit over 1/2 tank. It’s all Bush’s fault of course.

Will Bush Allow The Election?

Oh my, Or will he simply declare himself as dictator and get the marshal law going. That guy… George. He’s a powerful man. Must be because of his “prayer” life. Hmmm?

What is Deja  Vu?

Déjà vu – I think I been here before!

DeJa Vu – That feeling…  you know? I am trying to wrap my mind around it.

Does it feels likeYOU been here before?

I just can’t place the time, season, emotion or drama.

Did it involve drama? You know how we LOVE drama! If your looking for it.. Yer gonna find it.  Always.

Deja-vu
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I love deja vu.  Especially when it brings back memories of wickedness and debauchery. Helps me keep me on my toe’s.. Ya know?

It’s good to feel like you been feeling like you been feeling. Wow… I think I feel like I been here before.

You know what? I have been here before.

Have you?

Did Rod Stewart Have to Have His Stomach Pumped?

I’m surprised at how many people have not heard this story. He had to go to a hospital in LA one time because he had apparently swallowed 4 qt’s of semen. I think he admits himself that it was a rumor and that he is too straight for that kinda thing.. It’s like a circle jerk and he was in the middle huh?

Do Blonds Have More Fun?

Well, Hmmm? Is it natural. Or is it dyed. Or is it a wig? Hey…It’s late. I’m turning into a pumpkin here. What’s a hipster to do? That’s something that Rod Stewart believes huh?
Of course I got a heck of a topic about him… Maybe when I’m more awake.. Ya dig?

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