Yes folks, Rod Stewart had to have his stomach pumped back in the 70’s. The story is that he became very sick one night after doing a show in Los Angles.
They knew he had ingested some thing toxic and after a thorough stomach pumping that had removed a few quarts of semen.
It is assumed he had been involved in a huge circle jerk and they had placed him in the middle of the room.
But wait… What the heck is a circle jerk anyway?