Yell out the car window “Hey… you wanna start some shit”?!?!Yes folks…. Its reality… If you look for trouble (shit) -your gonna find it… Just grab a big bucket… Pour it in and grab a stir stick… I’ll bring the fan and we can let the fun begin.
And you KNOW this…
Don’t believe me? Give it a try…
Two Examples
I was out one night with some friends…. We were at this bar drinking and acting silly. A guy walked up to one of my mates and blew smoke in his face. My friend immediately spit it the guys face. Can you guess what happened? That’s right…. Shit.
Another time I was sitting in a bar by myself in the afternoon… The only other people there was this couple sitting across the bar… The guy said… “Hey, you looking at my girl?” Uh… No??? Why? She not good enough to look at? (getting up walking towards me) Somehow I talked the guy down… No bucket needed that day… Uh… Let’s not go there… Please?
See, sometimes shit finds you rather you want it to or not…
Well this is something I been pondering tonight.. Let’s examine it a little more… How do we define shit?
Definitions of Shit
–Obscene terms for feces;
–Obscene words for unacceptable behavior;
–To give away information about somebody;
–Insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous; something of little value;
–Something considered to be excellent
–Very bad; unpleasant; miserable; insignificant;
–Any sort of controlled substance
Now did you know there were actually that many meanings for that word?
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That’s not even all of them… I have to admit it has to be one of the most interesting words I know… Let me see here… I’m trying to think how many times I have heard it (or said) it today… Hmmm??? 1, 2, 3…. Ummmm… I just can’t remember….
Dave??? Why are your writing a blog post about shit? It’s a dirty word…
I remember Frank Zappa said:
This is 1980 (something) There’s no such thing as dirty words…….
WOW…. That was a long time ago…. Has anything changed? – Not much….. Take a tip from the hipster.. Avoid it if possible… I mean ya already gotta deal with it at least once a day… Isn’t that enough?
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