When you read the horoscope in the daily newspaper to you consider it to be true? Do you tend to make decisions based on what it says? How does these ancient art tell your future?
It’s all just clean fun. You pick it up.. Read it, It talks – right at you huh? I’m one of those groovy cusp guys.. Virgo/Libra. Well, I ain’t very groovy. Maybe I was at one time but now I’m not. And I don’t think the horoscope would help.
But I’m always willing to give it a try. Right?
I have not read my horoscope in years. Wait, did I read it last week? I can’t remember. Maybe the next time I do read it it will tell me when I should read it again.
Something Like This:
A Horoscope Reads:
DOUFO – You need to read the Libra horoscope on the 2nd Tuesday of next month in the New York Times . It will tell you how much the lottery is after taxes and the correct numbers to pick. We wanted to give you a heads up since you work nights and often look up at the stars with great respect.
And Next Month
The Moon moving up next to Scorpio has interesting things for you Libra. The planets are intensifying the circumstances involving treasures in the near future. These treasure amount to $5.00 for the red power ball of mars in equal to the days of the week. 7.
What? DeJa Vu – That feeling… you know? I am trying to wrap my mind around it. What can I say. I know i been here before.
Does it feels like YOU been here before?
I just can’t place the time, season, emotion or drama.
Did it involve drama? You know how I LOVE drama! If you look for it.. Your gonna find it. – Always.
I love deja vu. Especially when it brings back memories of wickedness and debauchery. Helps me keep me on my toe’s. I mean I better be on my game if I have already done all it. Especially if it’s stupid. And I’m sure it probably is.
It’s good to feel like you been feeling like you been feeling. Wow… I think I feel like I been here before.
I have been thinking a lot about the gospels that are preached on television in conjuncture with my own personal struggles with life and financial obligations.. Benny Hinn is certainly one of the most famous and I had a little idea! This is a rework of an old post from 2008… See, I was unemployed.
In my ongoing quest to make enough money to survive I considered finding a job with a major TV ministry. I have believed the Bible for many years and thought that perhaps these guys could use an unskilled ex party animal junkie like myself to help further their cause.
They seem to generate a lot of capital so adding me to the staff somehow could help me get out of this self inflicted financial mess… (or ½ self inflicted, I had PLENTY of help getting there)
I thought of a good position for me…. I could be a “catcher” during the Benny Hinn rallies. You know… He’s the guy that is standing behind the person that faints from God’s awesome power when Benn waves his hand at them. They catch the person that is ‘slain in the spirit’ I think that would be a good job for me because I know I ain’t gonna be falling down – ya dig?
You ever call a customer service line and get the ‘automated’ machine? I think it’s funny. I’d like to give an example of what happens when you do this. Please be sure to let me know if you can relate! (more…)