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Does Diet Pop Help You Lose Weight?

December 23, 2008 By: DaveStuff Category: Culure, General No Comments →

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I’m writing this post drinking a diet 7UP… My hope is that it will keep me from gaining weight… Not that I really care… I just don’t want to have to buy new jeans. I just aint’ got the cash flow for that…

How do you start drinking diet pop?
Especially if you used to drinking sugar pop…Well, you start by drinking it FAST… Make sure the beverage is fully carbine… If it goes flat…forget it…

Stay with it for at least a week.
It won’t start tasting normal until then folks… You just gotta keep forcing it down…Then you learn to LOVE Diet Pop!

Drink cans or bottles
This is part of that carbonation thing. If you drink big bottles you better kill it within a couple of days at most… Fountain drinks are not acceptable… Whenever I eat out I always get full flavor.

I have heard it said that drinking diet pop doesn’t help you lose weight.. The theory is that it makes you EAT more…Whatever…

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Money – How to get rich- Win the Lottery

December 20, 2008 By: DaveStuff Category: Money No Comments →

Do you want money? Do you want to be rich? Perhaps this would solve all your problems and make you happy in life. That’s why so many people gamble and play the lottery.

I understand however that winners of the lottery are sometimes suicidal and miserable… Or they have to change everything about their life by going into hiding because so many people want a piece of that money…

So maybe if you win the lottery or the publisher clearing house (does that still exist?) all your dreams would come true! Think about it:
You could have:

  • Endless entertainment
  • Sport’s cars
  • Boats
  • Houses
  • Planes
  • Trucks
  • Alienware
  • Stock in Google
  • Your very own McDonalds
  • Maids
  • ETC etc etc

What would YOU buy if you won the lottery?
Remember, Money can’t buy you love.

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Internet Sex Cyber Love

December 18, 2008 By: DaveStuff Category: Sex No Comments →

I read about internet sex in the playboy magazine years ago. Back when I was actually interested in what people were doing. I guy was asking the “adviser” if he thought it was OK to do that and if it were usually a good way to have sex.

He said something to the effect that if you do your probably talking to a guy. If they mention their “cup size” your talking to a guy. In fact if they get sexual at all right away it’s a good chance you are talking to a guy.

I suppose guys like to “act” like girls on the internet for some kind of bizarre sexual desire fantasy kind of thing. Whatever…

I have had a few goof with me on myspace. Back in the day… I wonder if they were guys? Good thing I never went “ALL the way” :)

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