The Hip Opinion

I’m writing this post drinking a diet 7UP… My hope is that it will keep me from gaining weight… Not that I really care… I just don’t want to have to buy new jeans. I just aint’ got the cash flow for that…

How do you start drinking diet pop?
Especially if you used to drinking sugar pop…Well, you start by drinking it FAST… Make sure the beverage is fully carbine… If it goes flat…forget it…

Stay with it for at least a week.
It won’t start tasting normal until then folks… You just gotta keep forcing it down…Then you learn to LOVE Diet Pop!

Drink cans or bottles
This is part of that carbonation thing. If you drink big bottles you better kill it within a couple of days at most… Fountain drinks are not acceptable… Whenever I eat out I always get full flavor.

I have heard it said that drinking diet pop doesn’t help you lose weight.. The theory is that it makes you EAT more…Whatever…

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Do you want money? Do you want to be rich? Perhaps this would solve all your problems and make you happy in life. That’s why so many people gamble and play the lottery.

I understand however that winners of the lottery are sometimes suicidal and miserable… Or they have to change everything about their life by going into hiding because so many people want a piece of that money…

So maybe if you win the lottery or the publisher clearing house (does that still exist?) all your dreams would come true! Think about it:
You could have:

• Endless entertainment
• Sport’s cars
• Boats
• Houses
• Planes
• Trucks
• Alienware
• Stock in Google
• Your very own McDonalds
• Maids
• ETC etc etc

What would YOU buy if you won the lottery?
Remember, Money can’t buy you love.

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I read about internet sex in the playboy magazine years ago. Back when I was actually interested in what people were doing. I guy was asking the “adviser” if he thought it was OK to do that and if it were usually a good way to have sex.

He said something to the effect that if you do your probably talking to a guy. If they mention their “cup size” your talking to a guy. In fact if they get sexual at all right away it’s a good chance you are talking to a guy.

I suppose guys like to “act” like girls on the internet for some kind of bizarre sexual desire fantasy kind of thing. Whatever…

I have had a few goof with me on myspace. Back in the day… I wonder if they were guys? Good thing I never went “ALL the way”

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Us smokers are probably ready to send a pack of cigarettes to the Obama White House. What a wonderful day it would be to take a smoke break with Barak out in the backyard. Is there a smoke hole at the White House.

Sure, He promises to not smoke in the White House but we addicted smokers  know better. With all the problems he is going to inherit from Bush he will just have to go take in some stress relieving smoke! And besides, he said not IN the white house… What about OUTSIDE?

Plus, going out to smoke in the smoke hole will give him a chance to hang with all the “regular Joes” get in on a little gossip and maybe even get a few tips on how to streangthen the economy.

I have heard some brilliant ideas while having a smoke with some complete strangers… It’s a great way to connect with people.

But Barak, smoking is very bad for you! Did you know that?

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I never knew that guy could move so quickly! George Bush has some pretty good reflexes. Ducking those shoes that that guy is throwing at him!

I haven’t been impressed with much of anything that Bush has done… I blame him for EVERYTHING… But now I’m getting a better opinon about him!

Move Bush MOVE! He’s quick!

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I only wear makeup on Halloween. I usually dress up like Ozzy. He wears makeup.

I had a girlfriend for awhile that attempted to sell Mary Kay. That is the elite of the makeup, better than Avon. Or the price would dictate. It was supposed to earn extra money for us-It didn’t.

Why am I blogging about this? Because some of that fine Mary Kay apparently spilled somehow into my bathroom sink. It refuses to be removed… I have used a couple of SOS pad’s but it is really persistent… It just STICKS to the sink.

So with that being said it must be pretty good makeup… It sure wouldn’t come off while swimming.

Next time I dress up as Ozzy I guess I’ll have to use some good old Wal Mart makup… I no longer have BOXES of unsold Mary Kay lying around. And my new girl rarely wears makeup… Let’s be natural!

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You need to get to work on time and do what I say… Or YOUR FIRED!

Are you the boss of the house? Do you demand that your wife “submit” as it says in the bible? Do you demand that do what you think they should be doing…And then ENFORCE it! If you do then your most likely a ‘boss’

On the production floor at a manufacturing plant the boss is usually the most hated person in the building… And they don’t care… Why? Because of livelihood. It typically pays a bit more than just being a regular joe.

 It’s tough being the boss..But hey, SOMEBODY”S gotta do it!

Boss’s may be in a position to get more dates too huh?

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