by DaveStuff | Dec 23, 2008 | Culure, General
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If your like me you can dig some pop. My personal fave is Coke. The full flavor version. But… I switched to Diet. Ya wanna know how?
I’m writing this post drinking a diet Coke… My hope is that it will keep me
from gaining weight… Not that I really care… I just don’t want to have to buy new jeans. I just aint’ got the cash flow for that. You dig?
Switch to Diet
How the heck ya do that?
Especially if you used to drinking sugar pop?
Start by drinking it FAST
Make sure the beverage is fully carbine… If it goes flat…forget it…It just ain’t worth drinkin’
Stay with it for at least a week.
It won’t start tasting normal until then folks… You just gotta keep forcing it down.
Then you learn to LOVE Diet Pop!
Drink cans or bottles
This is part of that carbonation thing. If you drink big bottles you better kill it within a couple of days at most. For me, the 2 liter thing just don’t work. I stick with the can’s. 20oz bottles are my favorite 🙂
Diet Fountain Drinks
They just don’t work for this hipster. For some reason they are never as good. When I stop by the fast food joint I typically get full flavor.
I have heard it said that drinking diet pop doesn’t help you lose weight.. The theory is that it makes you EAT more?? Whatever.
Switch to Diet Today – You can do it. I got faith 🙂
by DaveStuff | Dec 20, 2008 | Money
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Do you want money? Do you want to be rich? Perhaps this would solve all my problems and make me happy in life. That’s why I love to gamble and play the lottery. Daily. Well, maybe 😉
I have heard however, that winners of the lottery are sometimes suicidal and miserable… Or they have to change everything about their life by going into hiding because so many people want a piece of that money…
So maybe if you win the lottery or the publisher clearing house (does that still exist?) all your dreams would come true! Think about it:
You could have:
- Endless entertainment
- Sport’s cars
- Boats
- Houses
- Planes
- Trucks
- Alienware
- Stock in Google
- Your very own McDonalds
- Maids
- ETC etc etc
What would YOU buy if you won the lottery?
Remember, Money can’t buy you love.
Or that’s what they say 🙂
by DaveStuff | Dec 18, 2008 | Sex
I read about internet sex in the playboy magazine years ago. Back when I was actually interested in what people were doing. I guy was asking the “adviser” if he thought it was OK to do that and if it were usually a good way to have sex.
He said something to the effect that if you do your probably talking to a guy. If they mention their “cup size” your talking to a guy. In fact if they get sexual at all right away it’s a good chance you are talking to a guy.
I suppose guys like to “act” like girls on the internet for some kind of bizarre sexual desire fantasy kind of thing. Whatever…
I have had a few goof with me on myspace. Back in the day… I wonder if they were guys? Good thing I never went “ALL the way” 🙂
by DaveStuff | Dec 16, 2008 | Politics
Us smokers are probably ready to send a pack of cigarettes to the Obama White House. What a wonderful day it would be to take a smoke break with Barak out in the backyard. Is there a smoke hole at the White House.
Sure, He promises to not smoke in the White House but we addicted smokers know better. With all the problems he is going to inherit from Bush he will just have to go take in some stress relieving smoke! And besides, he said not IN the white house… What about OUTSIDE?
Plus, going out to smoke in the smoke hole will give him a chance to hang with all the “regular Joes” get in on a little gossip and maybe even get a few tips on how to streangthen the economy.
I have heard some brilliant ideas while having a smoke with some complete strangers… It’s a great way to connect with people.
But Barak, smoking is very bad for you! Did you know that?
by DaveStuff | Dec 15, 2008 | Politics
I never knew that guy could move so quickly! George Bush has some pretty good reflexes. Ducking those shoes that that guy is throwing at him!
I haven’t been impressed with much of anything that Bush has done… I blame him for EVERYTHING… But now I’m getting a better opinon about him!
Move Bush MOVE! He’s quick!
