Mary Kay – The Best Makeup?

by | Dec 15, 2008 | Culure

I only wear makeup on Halloween. I usually dress up like Ozzy. He wears makeup.

I had a girlfriend for awhile that attempted to sell Mary Kay. That is the elite of the makeup, better than Avon. Or the price would dictate. It was supposed to earn extra money for us-It didn’t.

Why am I blogging about this? Because some of that fine Mary Kay apparently spilled somehow into my bathroom sink. It refuses to be removed… I have used a couple of SOS pad’s but it is really persistent… It just STICKS to the sink.

So with that being said it must be pretty good makeup… It sure wouldn’t come off while swimming.

Next time I dress up as Ozzy I guess I’ll have to use some good old Wal Mart makup… I no longer have BOXES of unsold Mary Kay lying around. And my new girl rarely wears makeup… Let’s be natural!

How to be a Boss

by | Dec 15, 2008 | Culure, General

You need to get to work on time and do what I say… Or YOUR FIRED!

Are you the boss of the house? Do you demand that your wife “submit” as it says in the bible? Do you demand that do what you think they should be doing…And then ENFORCE it! If you do then your most likely a ‘boss’

On the production floor at a manufacturing plant the boss is usually the most hated person in the building… And they don’t care… Why? Because of livelihood. It typically pays a bit more than just being a regular joe.

 It’s tough being the boss..But hey, SOMEBODY”S gotta do it!

Boss’s may be in a position to get more dates too huh?

Recreational Drug Use

by | Dec 14, 2008 | Addiction

Wall, South Dakota
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What drugs have you taken recreationaly?
How about a cohesive list!

  • Mary Jane
  • Whiskey
  • Beer
  • Acid
  • Coke
  • Crank
  • Exctacy
  • Pills (pain killers)
  • Pills (tranquilizers)
  • Ice
  • Crack
  • Mushrooms
  • Vodka
  • Tobacco

Now, when you go to the doctor for a check up do you ADMIT that you ingest all those things? “I only do it when I’m stressed doc”.

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Full Moon – Strange Things Happen?

by | Dec 13, 2008 | General

Full Moon HDR
Image by qwin cowper via Flickr

It’s funny that I never had heard that weird things happen on the full moon until I was up into my mid 20’s… I was having my usual highballs of Windsor at a friends house and he pointed out that it was a full moon…

“It’s gonna be a weird night” He said.

Right about then the phone rang. It was somebody he hadn’t talked to in years…And then another call…Some chick he used to sleep with…
“See, I told you so”

I been waiting for a weird time when the moon was full ever since then… It never really happened for me…Why? Because EVERY night is weird!

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Christmas – A Pagan Holiday?

by | Dec 12, 2008 | Culure, Evil

My cousin told me a few years back that Christmas was actually a “pagan” holiday. Or that it was actually a “festival” for the farmers because they knew winter was coming and it kind of sucked for them and they decided to throw a big party to brighten their gloom.

You ever heard about something like that?

Christmas is fun…For the kids… But for us parents it’s a bit of a pain in the you know what… Do you agree?