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Barak Oboma – The White House Smoke Hole

by DaveStuff | Dec 16, 2008 | Politics

Us smokers are probably ready to send a pack of cigarettes to the Obama White House. What a wonderful day it would be to take a smoke break with Barak out in the backyard. Is there a smoke hole at the White House.

Sure, He promises to not smoke in the White House but we addicted smokers know better. With all the problems he is going to inherit from Bush he will just have to go take in some stress relieving smoke! And besides, he said not IN the white house… What about OUTSIDE?

Plus, going out to smoke in the smoke hole will give him a chance to hang with all the “regular Joes” get in on a little gossip and maybe even get a few tips on how to streangthen the economy.

I have heard some brilliant ideas while having a smoke with some complete strangers… It’s a great way to connect with people.

But Barak, smoking is very bad for you! Did you know that?

Bush Dodging Shoes

by DaveStuff | Dec 15, 2008 | Politics

I never knew that guy could move so quickly! George Bush has some pretty good reflexes. Ducking those shoes that that guy is throwing at him!

I haven’t been impressed with much of anything that Bush has done… I blame him for EVERYTHING… But now I’m getting a better opinon about him!

Move Bush MOVE! He’s quick!

Mary Kay – The Best Makeup?

by DaveStuff | Dec 15, 2008 | Culure

I only wear makeup on Halloween. I usually dress up like Ozzy. He wears makeup.

I had a girlfriend for awhile that attempted to sell Mary Kay. That is the elite of the makeup, better than Avon. Or the price would dictate. It was supposed to earn extra money for us-It didn’t.

Why am I blogging about this? Because some of that fine Mary Kay apparently spilled somehow into my bathroom sink. It refuses to be removed… I have used a couple of SOS pad’s but it is really persistent… It just STICKS to the sink.

So with that being said it must be pretty good makeup… It sure wouldn’t come off while swimming.

Next time I dress up as Ozzy I guess I’ll have to use some good old Wal Mart makup… I no longer have BOXES of unsold Mary Kay lying around. And my new girl rarely wears makeup… Let’s be natural!

How to be a Boss

by DaveStuff | Dec 15, 2008 | Culure, General

You need to get to work on time and do what I say… Or YOUR FIRED!

Are you the boss of the house? Do you demand that your wife “submit” as it says in the bible? Do you demand that do what you think they should be doing…And then ENFORCE it! If you do then your most likely a ‘boss’

On the production floor at a manufacturing plant the boss is usually the most hated person in the building… And they don’t care… Why? Because of livelihood. It typically pays a bit more than just being a regular joe.

It’s tough being the boss..But hey, SOMEBODY”S gotta do it!

Boss’s may be in a position to get more dates too huh?