Spell Check Colonel – KFC

Spell Check Colonel – KFC

I found out today that my ios spell check doesnt know who Colonel Sanders is. I kept asking Seri or whatever for help, but it just didn’t happen.  Finally my wife stepped up to the plate and helped me out.

It all started with a message to her. We were talking about how things were going in our respective days and I told her I was going to go to KFC. Then came the confusion. Cornal, chornel, cernal. Damn…

I Couldn’t Spell Colonel.

I was totally out of control. And there was no spell check working for me. Oh sure it would flag it as incorrect but couldn’t understand which word I was trying to spell. Damn this technology. We may as well be back in the 70s when we had to look up everyting in a dictionary.

An actual dictionary paper book. Not Google .What gives? The wifey also pointed out that Colonel Sanders was an old man. Well, so am I. Old and tired. If she hadn’t helped me, I would’ve had to open a browser and google how to spell it. Thanks honey.

Being a weak speller kinda SUX

What is Deja  Vu?

Déjà vu – I think I been here before!

What? DeJa Vu – That feeling…  you know? I am trying to wrap my mind around it. What can I say. I know i been here before. 

Does it feels like YOU been here before?

I just can’t place the time, season, emotion or drama.

Did it involve drama? You know how I  LOVE drama! If you look for it.. Your gonna find it. – Always.

I love deja vu.  Especially when it brings back memories of wickedness and debauchery. Helps me keep me on my toe’s.  I mean I better be on my game if I have already done all it. Especially if it’s stupid. And I’m sure it probably is. 

It’s good to feel like you been feeling like you been feeling. Wow… I think I feel like I been here before.

You know what? – I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE!

Have you?