by DaveStuff | Feb 6, 2009 | Culure, General
Always looking for the “right” guy to complete the girlfriend/wife..Whatever…It’s a strange world… I never seem to be “Mr Right” And Ms. Wrong ignores me all night… What a sight!
In the game of romance and relationships the fun never ends…And drama ensues..I guess I’m not a very good player…Working on now the 4th or 5th (can’t remember) failed relationship must mean that I got no business playing the game…
And look what it’s done for my blogging… It all came to a pitiful halt… Since I own this blog it’s my business now to start it back up… What can I say?
I can’t live with em. I can’t live without em… Gonna try falling in love with somebody else for a change….God perhaps? Been there before…And it was certainly the most solid relationship I ever had…
by DaveStuff | Dec 23, 2008 | Culure, General
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If your like me you can dig some pop. My personal fave is Coke. The full flavor version. But… I switched to Diet. Ya wanna know how?
I’m writing this post drinking a diet Coke… My hope is that it will keep me
from gaining weight… Not that I really care… I just don’t want to have to buy new jeans. I just aint’ got the cash flow for that. You dig?
Switch to Diet
How the heck ya do that?
Especially if you used to drinking sugar pop?
Start by drinking it FAST
Make sure the beverage is fully carbine… If it goes flat…forget it…It just ain’t worth drinkin’
Stay with it for at least a week.
It won’t start tasting normal until then folks… You just gotta keep forcing it down.
Then you learn to LOVE Diet Pop!
Drink cans or bottles
This is part of that carbonation thing. If you drink big bottles you better kill it within a couple of days at most. For me, the 2 liter thing just don’t work. I stick with the can’s. 20oz bottles are my favorite 🙂
Diet Fountain Drinks
They just don’t work for this hipster. For some reason they are never as good. When I stop by the fast food joint I typically get full flavor.
I have heard it said that drinking diet pop doesn’t help you lose weight.. The theory is that it makes you EAT more?? Whatever.
Switch to Diet Today – You can do it. I got faith 🙂
by DaveStuff | Dec 15, 2008 | Culure
I only wear makeup on Halloween. I usually dress up like Ozzy. He wears makeup.
I had a girlfriend for awhile that attempted to sell Mary Kay. That is the elite of the makeup, better than Avon. Or the price would dictate. It was supposed to earn extra money for us-It didn’t.
Why am I blogging about this? Because some of that fine Mary Kay apparently spilled somehow into my bathroom sink. It refuses to be removed… I have used a couple of SOS pad’s but it is really persistent… It just STICKS to the sink.
So with that being said it must be pretty good makeup… It sure wouldn’t come off while swimming.
Next time I dress up as Ozzy I guess I’ll have to use some good old Wal Mart makup… I no longer have BOXES of unsold Mary Kay lying around. And my new girl rarely wears makeup… Let’s be natural!
by DaveStuff | Dec 15, 2008 | Culure, General
You need to get to work on time and do what I say… Or YOUR FIRED!
Are you the boss of the house? Do you demand that your wife “submit” as it says in the bible? Do you demand that do what you think they should be doing…And then ENFORCE it! If you do then your most likely a ‘boss’
On the production floor at a manufacturing plant the boss is usually the most hated person in the building… And they don’t care… Why? Because of livelihood. It typically pays a bit more than just being a regular joe.
It’s tough being the boss..But hey, SOMEBODY”S gotta do it!
Boss’s may be in a position to get more dates too huh?
by DaveStuff | Dec 12, 2008 | Culure, Evil
My cousin told me a few years back that Christmas was actually a “pagan” holiday. Or that it was actually a “festival” for the farmers because they knew winter was coming and it kind of sucked for them and they decided to throw a big party to brighten their gloom.
You ever heard about something like that?
Christmas is fun…For the kids… But for us parents it’s a bit of a pain in the you know what… Do you agree?
by DaveStuff | Dec 1, 2008 | Celebrity, Culure
Now you could say that Jack Nicholson is one of the greatest actors of all time… But I hear time and time again that he is “ugly”
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder isn’t it? I’m sure he doesn’t have any problem getting the babes. What are good looks anyways when you got that kind of money and notoriety? And he STILL get’s high!
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