Stairway to Heaven – Secret Satanic Message

What’s it all about? Some kind of Lord of the Rings trilogy thing huh?
I never thought that Led Zeppelin had very good lyrics.

Yes there are two paths you can go by…But in the long run. There’s still time to change the road your on.

You know there are backward masking messages on that song right? I remember the preacher’s talking about it when I was a kid… I had a tape that explained it all… In the backward part he is talking about a “different” path – That leads to hell. Or Sad Satan

It’s all in the subconscious and the Devils way of controlling your mind through rock and roll, ya dig?

Wow I wish I still had that tape… Id upload for everyone to enjoy!!

Oooohhhh It makes me wonder.

2023 – Updating this post over a decade later and I have changed my mind. -Led Zeppelin are absolutely  DEVIL WORSHIIPERS!  However, I also believe their lyrics aren’t so bad after all! 

On Hold With the Bank?

On Hold With the Bank?

I got some weird letter and check from my bank the other day… It’s talking about how I didn’t give them enough money on a line of credit. I was behind after getting laid off and other stupid decisions on my part.

I got the situation fixed
but then they sent me back a check for some amount that was paid earlier. (when i was really broke I sent them what I could)

The problem is the check is made out to my late wife. She has been gone for 3 years. I have told them this repeatedly but they just never seem to understand… Why does it have to be so complicated. I wish I could just pull the money out of there.

I went to a branch to get it sorted out and the gal who helped this hipster out was on hold for more than 30 minutes…They finally said they would re-issue the check in my name… Duh Er..That was easy.

She get’s paid by the hour…Good thing it was on her phone instead of my cell – Burning up my precious minutes. Lord have mercy.

Posted in 2008 – It’s always complicated when loved ones pass on. Not for them of course but for the living. Glad it got sorted out. It’s funny back then you only got a certain amount of minutes on your phone each month. Then you were charged extra.

Big Mac Special Sauce

Big Mac Special Sauce

That would be your 100,000,000,000 Island dressing.

The big mac supper club has been serving up these huge sandwiches for as long as I can remember… Billions and billions served. There just never is a better time to get some of that good stuff. Especially with the economy going out the window.

You can still get the Big Mac Value Meal for about 5 bucks… A family of 4 can eat for just a little over $20. Cheaper if ya got small kid’s getting the “happy meals” You may even have enouph left over to buy the crew some ice cream cones.

I know this isn’t everybody’s “friday nite out” but who can beat those prices. And that special sauce… It makes the burger distinctively what it is… A BIG Mac…. I’m LOVIN’ it!

Originally posted in Sept 2008. My how things have changed. The days of getting a value meal for $5.00 are long gone. The food quality and service of Fast food restaurants have nosedived since the pandemic.

Is McCain a Chicken Sh*t?

Is McCain a Chicken Sh*t?

I heard on the radio today that the debate was on again… Apparently McCain was gonna chicken out or something… Is he afraid of that black dude?

I also heard that he backed out of being a guest on the David Letterman show. Man that old guy is a trip huh? He just can’t seem to get it together…

I gotta admit he did good getting that young hottie as his running mate however. That sure stirred up a lot of juice. It was a brilliant move. But with everything that George Jr has done in the past eight years has destroyed his chances of winning.

Please, What are your thoughts? What is he scared of?

Post from 2008. McCain lost. My political commentary from back then seem silly in light of how things are now. Trump makes Bush Jr look like a saint.

The Doufo
Star Trek and Politics

Star Trek and Politics

Well here I am back on the hip opinion. How long has it been, 10 years? So Now I must reflect on being hip, (not) Star Trek an politics.

Now that I’m older, I realize I’m not very hip anymore. Well, I never really was, I just THOUGHT I was. I was really just a guy with a dream. Probably because I watched so much Star Trek in my youth. That show promises a future. But I begin to realize that probably won’t happen in my lifetime.

Really? So what exactly does Star Trek teach? That mankind messed up over a few millennia and almost destroyed ourselves.?And then we gathered together and became communists? Is that what I think I heard?

Yep, that’s what somebody told me.

I always heard that ‘Communism’ was bad. I’ve heard it my whole life. Now I also hear that Socialism is bad. Which is it?


Let’s see here…




A political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs.




A political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.



I’m trying to figure it out.  But, I can’t… I just can’t.