Your Going to Hell

by | Aug 18, 2008 | Culure, Evil, Religion

What is going on with evangelical Christianity? It seems there is a new wave of belief that contradicts folks going to hell.. New site like The Jerome Conspiracy or Bible Truth’s are often advertised right under “scripture of the day” plug in’s. or religious sites.

Who goes to Hell? and why?

If the Bible says All tongue’s will confess and every knee shall bow? Is it after that that they get sent to hell? (unbelievers after death)

People go around the streets telling them they are going to hell… Do you think this is a good idea? Since it ain’t our call anyways.

Sweet Home Alabama Lyrics

by | Aug 13, 2008 | Culure, Music

My I stole it godamn… Hmmm? You know the song… Sweet home Alabama. Those southern rockers poking fun at Niel Young and stuff…

But during the instrumental break somebody yells out…
I stole it goddamn.
Right? Or what the heck is that guy saying? It’s just one of those many rock and roll lyrical mysteries… And we all love a mystery..

The Bathtub Crank

by | Aug 12, 2008 | Addiction, Evil

  • Battery Acid
  • Lighter Fluid
  • Light Bulbs
  • Propane
  • Cat Litter
  • Blow torch or open flame stove
  • Gasoline
  • Sudafed Cold Medicine

It was said that a biker from California came rolling into town with a recipe for something to cure hangovers. Make your life better. Heck, you can run faster, jump higher and work harder than you have since you were 19.

You ever searched the internet for a 10 step guide to making crank? I have…And never found it… I suppose you just have to wait for that guy to come rolling in… Or let it be handed down from one trailer park family to the next…

Oh, don’t forget that toxic waist dump that goes into your backyard after the process is complete… You gotta get rid of that leftover crap somewhere…

Hillary Clinton’s Downfall?

by | Aug 11, 2008 | Culure

A story based on a pile of leaked documents from Hillary Clinton’s campaign? Hmmmm?

If all the women would have stood together and been on Clinton’s side then she would be a shoo in. The many chicks I talked to however were all against her…Saying that chicks are way to emotional to take on that job...

They may end up pushing the button… Ya know…The BiG red one!