Buy Buy LOVE The Cars Live
OK. Lets’ be honest. Buy Buy Love Live is pretty freaking cool. I haven’t seen it before but here it is on the internet. How cool is that? hahahahaha. Whooo!
Are the Rolling Stones Devil Worshipers?
“The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request” – That is my favorite Stones record. It’s like their phsychodlic answer to Sargent Pepper Lonly Hearts Club Band. Some would probably say the Beatles record is better but that Stones record is pretty freaking good. It talks about them worshiping the devil and praising sweet Satan and his band of demons at the lake of fire.
Are the Stones Devil Worshipers?
Well, if you say so. Lots of the British bands were devil lovers weren’t they? Led Zeppelin were devil worshipers. Or that’s what they say. If you listen to Stairway to Heaven backwards it too mentions My Sweet Satan. That would be freaking devil love. Allister Crowleys Knight in Satan Service.
Rock and Roll is of the Devil
That’s what they say. If you listen to Rock music your going to Hell. There is absolutely nothing redeeming or positive about rock music whatsoever. You may as well be damning your soul to a permanant vacation home at the lake of fire. I’ve been to tent meetings that would talk about this all night long.
Let’s take this a bit further. Thinking your safe from the wiles of the Devil by going to a Christian bookstore and getting Christian Rock is deceptive. Those bands are also often playing in a 4/4 time signature and that is the devils. – Lucifiers time signature.
So… The Stones song, Sympathy for the Devil – Need I say more? Satan himself is speaking directly through Mick Jagger on that one… I mean for real…
So what should we do about all of this? The Devils everywhere huh? Here it is…
Just don’t listen to ANY music!
Halloween Movie Time
How would you like to adopt an Orphan kid that is actually a 35-year-old serial killer? Do you think that might be a weird day? Maybe you think that could be like Halloween or something?
Well, You’d be right!
Hey.. Can I freak out?
Thanks.
Did Jesus Fake his Death?
Yep, somebody told me a story one day he asked, did Jesus fake his death? It was outside of a place we were waiting to open after the cleaning crew was finished inside. A young couple was there waiting along with myself and a couple of other guys. Here is some of the conversation:
Dude: How’s it goin?
Couple: Very nice thank you. It was a glories day.
Glorious indeed. Beautiful weather.
Yes, God is good. He loves us so much. We are very blessed.
Really? How so?
Well he gave us great jobs and delivered us from sickness. He’s at work in our lives right now!
Uh… Yeah.. Hey, ya’ll believe in Jesus don’t you?
Oh yes, absolutely! He’s God’s son and we believe in him and we are born again.
Well, I’m not Christian, I don’t believe in Jesus.
Oh Hell, where is this going I thought.
“You see folks, the dude continued – I know what really happened. Jesus didn’t die out there, he faked it and then went and hid in another country”.
You know those guys back then could put themselves into a “trance” literally mimicking death. So Jesus was doing this on the cross and was taken down and put in that grave believing he was dead.
Then a few days later he showed up at his apostles house… They told him “dude, if you don’t get the hell outta town right now they are going to CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF. -So Jesus ran off and the legend was born.
The Dude
We all kind of looked at each other and said…. damn.
Are Horoscopes True? YOUR future.
When you read the horoscope in the daily newspaper to you consider it to be true? Do you tend to make decisions based on what it says? How does these ancient art tell your future?
It’s all just clean fun. You pick it up.. Read it, It talks – right at you huh? I’m one of those groovy cusp guys.. Virgo/Libra. Well, I ain’t very groovy. Maybe I was at one time but now I’m not. And I don’t think the horoscope would help.
But I’m always willing to give it a try. Right?
I have not read my horoscope in years. Wait, did I read it last week? I can’t remember. Maybe the next time I do read it it will tell me when I should read it again.
Something Like This:
A Horoscope Reads:
DOUFO – You need to read the Libra horoscope on the 2nd Tuesday of next month in the New York Times . It will tell you how much the lottery is after taxes and the correct numbers to pick. We wanted to give you a heads up since you work nights and often look up at the stars with great respect.
And Next Month
Libra Horoscope
The Moon moving up next to Scorpio has interesting things for you Libra. The planets are intensifying the circumstances involving treasures in the near future. These treasure amount to $5.00 for the red power ball of mars in equal to the days of the week. 7.
Now that would be an awesome Forecast!
Is Bugs Bunny a Trans Sexual?
Bugs Bunny is a Trans Sexual. . It’s funny I had written this short post clear back in 2008. Now, Here in 2022 the Trans thing is certainly talked about on a scale that was only imagined back then. Oh how time flies.
Here is the original post from 2008
That’s what I’ve heard… Bugs Bunny. Is he (or she) Bi? I really like that dude er… person. I’ve even seen the banned ones where he is poking fun at black folks… But that’s my question hipsters… Is Bugs transgender? Something we may never know…Hmmmm?
Please…Tell me what ya think!!!!
The DOUFO
Oh I doubt I really wanted to know what people thought… I’d seen the cartoons so my mind was pretty much made up. Bugs Bunny is a Tranny. Right? Take a look:
It’s Complex
I got the idea when somebody brought the idea up at a cocktail party. I haven’t been to very many but that is what they called it and somebody told me that Ol’ Bugs was a Trans Sexual. And so I thought about it. Then I asked a few of my friends, acquaintances and co workers over the years. Their reply was usually… “maybe”
So now its been about 15 years as of this writing and I still don’t know. And guess what?
I don’t give a damn.
LMAO
Do UFO’s Exist?
I love UFO’s! Huge headed aliens and stuff. You know.. Glittering eyes. Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind and ET. Wow… I love that stuff. Area 51. Is there really something “out there” ?
Satanic Aliens
I have heard it said that these aliens are actually demon’s of Satan’s army. Just to fool us into not believing in God. You ever heard that before? –Well now you have! Hmmmm, Satanic Aliens. Who would have thought?
I really like space. I’m a spacey kind of guy. Believe it. And that means I dig UFO’s I’d LOVE to see a freaking UFO…
LOVE IT
And Hey, I’m all in… If it’s a satanic UFO – even better.
Spell Check Colonel – KFC
I found out today that my ios spell check doesnt know who Colonel Sanders is. I kept asking Seri or whatever for help, but it just didn’t happen. Finally my wife stepped up to the plate and helped me out.
It all started with a message to her. We were talking about how things were going in our respective days and I told her I was going to go to KFC. Then came the confusion. Cornal, chornel, cernal. Damn…
I Couldn’t Spell Colonel.
I was totally out of control. And there was no spell check working for me. Oh sure it would flag it as incorrect but couldn’t understand which word I was trying to spell. Damn this technology. We may as well be back in the 70s when we had to look up everyting in a dictionary.
An actual dictionary paper book. Not Google .What gives? The wifey also pointed out that Colonel Sanders was an old man. Well, so am I. Old and tired. If she hadn’t helped me, I would’ve had to open a browser and google how to spell it. Thanks honey.
Being a weak speller kinda SUX
Star Trek and Politics
Well here I am back on the hip opinion. How long has it been, 10 years? So Now I must reflect on being hip, (not) Star Trek an politics.
Now that I’m older, I realize I’m not very hip anymore. Well, I never really was, I just THOUGHT I was. I was really just a guy with a dream. Probably because I watched so much Star Trek in my youth. That show promises a future. But I begin to realize that probably won’t happen in my lifetime.
Really? So what exactly does Star Trek teach? That mankind messed up over a few millennia and almost destroyed ourselves.?And then we gathered together and became communists? Is that what I think I heard?
Yep, that’s what somebody told me.
I always heard that ‘Communism’ was bad. I’ve heard it my whole life. Now I also hear that Socialism is bad. Which is it?
Let’s see here…
Hmmmmmmmmm
Communism
A political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs.
Socialism
A political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.
I’m trying to figure it out. But, I can’t… I just can’t.
What is Deja Vu?
Déjà vu – I think I been here before!
What? DeJa Vu – That feeling… you know? I am trying to wrap my mind around it. What can I say. I know i been here before.
Does it feels like YOU been here before?
I just can’t place the time, season, emotion or drama.
Did it involve drama? You know how I LOVE drama! If you look for it.. Your gonna find it. – Always.
I love deja vu. Especially when it brings back memories of wickedness and debauchery. Helps me keep me on my toe’s. I mean I better be on my game if I have already done all it. Especially if it’s stupid. And I’m sure it probably is.
It’s good to feel like you been feeling like you been feeling. Wow… I think I feel like I been here before.
You know what? – I HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE!
Have you?
