My hopes and dreams went down the drain with the “bathtube” crank.
Let’s see here.
Put a fire up under there. Mix it around and speed all over town.
All ya need is the secret recipe.
It’ll make an addict outta ya!
So what is the recipe anyways? Nuthin’ but a good time!
All my life Ive never stopped to worry `bout a thing,
Open up and shout it out,an never try to sing,
Wondering if Ive done it wrong,
Will this depression last for long,wont you tell me?
-The Kinks
You wanna have a good time? Wondering what happened to the teenage years of constant entertainment? Going through a Mid Life crisis?
Come on now…Admit it… We all go there don’t we?
Your going to need chiropractic care for the rest of your life. That’s what the guy told me after a free visit given to me at the State Fair. I kept telling him I wasn’t in pain but he insisted that I was…
The dark room with the massage chair and nice music was cool. As was the pretty girls that worked there trying to get me to come back 3 times per week. What can I say?
You come home from a hard days work… Grab your glass bong load a bowl and sit back and watch the evening news about Politics and stuff.. You have another, maybe watch some cartoons, and then eat some dinner. Go work on a hobby for awhile (like blogging) and then have a little night cap and go back bed and do it all over the next day.
Now come on folks… Is there really anything wrong with that?
