The Hip Opinion

I wrote some ramblings years ago about having a “Bambi Burger Bash” in my backyard. We could have one Bambi hanging in a tree and another on the grill… We could also have a bucket of KFC along with some other snacks and appetizers. Later, we could have some home made ice cream. Milk – it does a body good.

But what about my vegetarian friends that I invited to my burger bash? Hmmm? I could call one up before hand for a consultation to see what is and what is not acceptable for their palette. They all seem to have different rules.

For some the chicken would be OK. But not others. And then most wouldn’t eat the Bambi burger but some might as it isn’t actually “red” meat is it? Some may go ahead and tear up the homemade ice cream but then it is made out of an animal
 bi product.  It’s all so confusing

And I don’t know any vegetarians in my circle who don’t wear leather. Leather just works well for clothing and many other things. What can you do about that? Perhaps point out the fact that the jacket your wearing was made from a killed animal.

Vegetarianism is something I have puzzled over for years. But then in a few more years my vegetarian friends will have the last laugh. I’ll be sick from big mac’s and they will still be living like they were in their 20’s.

I’ll be (sick) hanging out in bed on Oxycontin watching TV and they will be at the gym exercising their old but healthy bodies. More power to ya Veggies. Shine On!

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Oh how many times have you wondered that question? Does size really matter. I guess it depends on who you ask and the way you ask. I’m sure it has a little to do with sexual insecurity issues too. I dunno.

Of course you know that I’m talking about search engine optimization right? Something I have fought with for years. SEO. It’s a very mysterious thing. Like sex is huh?

Does the size of your pizza pie matter? Or the size of a milkshake? You know that at an all you can eat buffet the 3rd trip is always the best. Or the 3rd hamburger at a backyard BBQ.

I read in a men’s magazine recently that size DOES matter. But since I hadn’t really heard of that magazine leads me to the conclusion that their subscription numbers are rather small…hmmm?

Does size really matter… Is that a trick question?
Maybe Size really does matter! In more ways than one!

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 You know I used to be a bible teacher… That would be Sunday School at a local Baptist church… I was a singles teacher which is often the hardest teaching position in a church to fill…People don’t want to mess with singles and their problems. Do YOU? But how many problems do singles actually have?

It’s funny… Many people that are married or together with somebody will envy their single friends…And then single people want to be with somebody… It just goes round and round.

Where does one go to get “hooked up”? With the success of MySpace and other networking sites it appears more and more are going with the internet to pick up dates. (Been there done that myself) For better or worse…  :O

It’s easy to pass hours at a time talking to prospects on the other end of a computer… As un tangable as that might be… People talk about “falling in love” over the internet without ever meeting the person face to face… Very strange.

But hey! It’s all good… You can have that guy that looks like your dad on TV over at EHarmony sign you up with a credit card to meet thousands of people that are looking for love. And their “system” matches you up perfectly with a mate…What could be better?

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