My cell phone is prob laying around on the street somewhere.. Ya know… I lost it… I was texting and driving and chatting and driving and trying to check the latest news of all my hipster friends… I mean I was away from my computer after all. What’s a guy supposed to do?
So… Ya know… I got out of the car somewhere to get some gas or eat breakfast or something and it must of fell out of the hole in my pocket. My coats about 10 years old and I don’t have a tailor or sowing machine. It’s just a theory… I simply have no idea….
Here comes the panic!
Where’s my cell phone???
Oh my god!! What am I gonna do?? I may be getting a VERY important call, text or astrological update RIGHT NOW!!!! Uh… (looking everywhere)… It’s gone!!! Check out more »
I get email every week from this cat, Derek Rake on how to seduce women. I was sitting around on the single tip (like I am now) and did a Google search on how to pick up girls and his site came up. (It may have been an ad)
I was quite entertained by the webpage and I put my email address in there and have been getting his newsletter ever since. He claims it’s worth $47 monthly. I have been receiving it for quite some time. I wonder when my free trial is up? Check out more »