Oh how many times have you wondered that question? Does size really matter. I guess it depends on who you ask and the way you ask. I’m sure it has a little to do with sexual insecurity issues too. I dunno.
Of course you know that I’m talking about search engine optimization right? Something I have fought with for years. SEO. It’s a very mysterious thing. Like sex is huh?
Does the size of your pizza pie matter? Or the size of a milkshake? You know that at an all you can eat buffet the 3rd trip is always the best. Or the 3rd hamburger at a backyard BBQ.
I read in a men’s magazine recently that size DOES matter. But since I hadn’t really heard of that magazine leads me to the conclusion that their subscription numbers are rather small…hmmm?
You know I used to be a bible teacher… That would be Sunday School at a local Baptist church… I was a singles teacher which is often the hardest teaching position in a church to fill…People don’t want to mess with singles and their problems. Do YOU? But how many problems do singles actually have?
It’s funny… Many people that are married or together with somebody will envy their single friends…And then single people want to be with somebody… It just goes round and round.
Where does one go to get “hooked up”? With the success of MySpace and other networking sites it appears more and more are going with the internet to pick up dates. (Been there done that myself) For better or worse… :O
It’s easy to pass hours at a time talking to prospects on the other end of a computer… As un tangable as that might be… People talk about “falling in love” over the internet without ever meeting the person face to face… Very strange.
But hey! It’s all good… You can have that guy that looks like your dad on TV over at EHarmony sign you up with a credit card to meet thousands of people that are looking for love. And their “system” matches you up perfectly with a mate…What could be better?
Watching TV on the net is easy these days… Check out the trailer for the 2 shows I am (regrettably) addicted to:
FX pushes TV to the limit… Sometimes it’s good…sometimes weak… But it is always going to the edge…. But I just keep watching the Shield season after season… I like, really know those guys now.
Every time I pick up a newspaper or watch a little TV I hear that Obama’a gonna raise taxes… He’s going to raise:
Income Tax
Property Tax
Sales Tax
Tobacco Tax
Drug Tax
Alcohol Tax
Business Tax
Plumbing Tax
Did I leave anybody out?
It’s like he is going to tax us to death… With him running things my life is going to be so taxed I won’t have enough for may weekly McDonald’s…And he is gonna tax THEM too… They will have to do away with the dollar menu… OH MY GOD! The HUMANITY
Joe the Plumper may as well go to welding school because there is no way he will EVER afford to have his own pluming shop… He’s going to get taxed to death…
Tax tax tax TAX! There’s one for you nineteen for me! TAXMAN OBAMA!
It’s like reverse psychology… They keep saying that the democrats are going to tax the hell out of us poor working people…Er, we (poor folks ) all know that’s the republicans job… Isn’t that what the “trickle down” stuff of Reagan was all about?
I bet if I pick up a Tulsa World tomorrow it will say the same thing. Or somebody might say that we will cease to be America
I remember back in the day playing in bar bands…We used to play in a little town in Oklahoma – Disney… There’s not a whole lot there… A store, couple of bars, a church camp and Bigfoot.
I went over to a little party after the gig where the folks that lived up there claimed they see Bigfoot on a regular basis… We were discussing this over a joint and some beers. Now does that tell you something about the conversation?
I didn’t believe those guys but they had some serious convictions going on… He lived out there.. I kind of laughed it off.. But is Bigfoot real? There’s always news about him and other monsters and UFO’s and such… Stuff that’s fun to think about. And he’s running for president ya know?
