How to Switch to Diet Pop

by | Dec 23, 2008 | Culure, General

Switch To Diet Pop

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If your like me you can dig some pop.  My personal fave is Coke.  The full flavor version. But… I switched to Diet. Ya wanna know how?

I’m writing this post drinking a diet Coke… My hope is that it will keep me

from gaining weight… Not that I really care… I just don’t want to have to buy new jeans. I just aint’ got the cash flow for that. You dig?

Switch to Diet

How the heck ya do that?
Especially if you used to drinking sugar pop?

Start by drinking it FAST

Make sure the beverage is fully carbine… If it goes flat…forget it…It just ain’t worth drinkin’

Stay with it for at least a week.

It won’t start tasting normal until then folks… You just gotta keep forcing it down.
Then you learn to LOVE Diet Pop!

Drink cans or bottles

This is part of that carbonation thing. If you drink big bottles you better kill it within a couple of days at most. For me, the 2 liter thing just don’t work. I stick with the can’s.  20oz bottles are my favorite 🙂

Diet Fountain Drinks

They just don’t work for this hipster.  For some reason they are never as good.  When I stop by the fast food joint I typically get full flavor.

I have heard it said that drinking diet pop doesn’t help you lose weight.. The theory is that it makes you EAT more??   Whatever.

Switch to Diet Today – You can do it. I got faith 🙂

Money – How to get rich- Win the Lottery

by | Dec 20, 2008 | Money

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Do you want money? Do you want to be rich? Perhaps this would solve all my problems and make me happy in life. That’s why I love to gamble and play the lottery. Daily. Well, maybe 😉

I have heard however, that winners of the lottery are sometimes suicidal and miserable… Or they have to change everything about their life by going into hiding because so many people want a piece of that money…

So maybe if you win the lottery or the publisher clearing house (does that still exist?) all your dreams would come true! Think about it:
You could have:

  • Endless entertainment
  • Sport’s cars
  • Boats
  • Houses
  • Planes
  • Trucks
  • Alienware
  • Stock in Google
  • Your very own McDonalds
  • Maids
  • ETC etc etc

What would YOU buy if you won the lottery?
Remember, Money can’t buy you love.
Or that’s what they say 🙂

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Internet Sex Cyber Love

by | Dec 18, 2008 | Sex

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I read about internet sex in the playboy magazine years ago. Back when I was actually interested in what people were doing. I guy was asking the “adviser” if he thought it was OK to do that and if it were usually a good way to have sex.

He said something to the effect that if you do your probably talking to a guy. If they mention their “cup size” your talking to a guy. In fact if they get sexual at all right away it’s a good chance you are talking to a guy.

I suppose guys like to “act” like girls on the internet for some kind of bizarre sexual desire fantasy kind of thing. Whatever…

I have had a few goof with me on myspace. Back in the day… I wonder if they were guys? Good thing I never went “ALL the way” 🙂

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Barak Oboma – The White House Smoke Hole

by | Dec 16, 2008 | Politics

Us smokers are probably ready to send a pack of cigarettes to the Obama White House. What a wonderful day it would be to take a smoke break with Barak out in the backyard. Is there a smoke hole at the White House.

Sure, He promises to not smoke in the White House but we addicted smokers  know better. With all the problems he is going to inherit from Bush he will just have to go take in some stress relieving smoke! And besides, he said not IN the white house… What about OUTSIDE?

Plus, going out to smoke in the smoke hole will give him a chance to hang with all the “regular Joes” get in on a little gossip and maybe even get a few tips on how to streangthen the economy.

I have heard some brilliant ideas while having a smoke with some complete strangers… It’s a great way to connect with people.

But Barak, smoking is very bad for you! Did you know that?

Bush Dodging Shoes

by | Dec 15, 2008 | Politics

I never knew that guy could move so quickly! George Bush has some pretty good reflexes. Ducking those shoes that that guy is throwing at him!

I haven’t been impressed with much of anything that Bush has done… I blame him for EVERYTHING… But now I’m getting a better opinon about him!

Move Bush MOVE! He’s quick!

Mary Kay – The Best Makeup?

by | Dec 15, 2008 | Culure

I only wear makeup on Halloween. I usually dress up like Ozzy. He wears makeup.

I had a girlfriend for awhile that attempted to sell Mary Kay. That is the elite of the makeup, better than Avon. Or the price would dictate. It was supposed to earn extra money for us-It didn’t.

Why am I blogging about this? Because some of that fine Mary Kay apparently spilled somehow into my bathroom sink. It refuses to be removed… I have used a couple of SOS pad’s but it is really persistent… It just STICKS to the sink.

So with that being said it must be pretty good makeup… It sure wouldn’t come off while swimming.

Next time I dress up as Ozzy I guess I’ll have to use some good old Wal Mart makup… I no longer have BOXES of unsold Mary Kay lying around. And my new girl rarely wears makeup… Let’s be natural!

How to be a Boss

by | Dec 15, 2008 | Culure, General

You need to get to work on time and do what I say… Or YOUR FIRED!

Are you the boss of the house? Do you demand that your wife “submit” as it says in the bible? Do you demand that do what you think they should be doing…And then ENFORCE it! If you do then your most likely a ‘boss’

On the production floor at a manufacturing plant the boss is usually the most hated person in the building… And they don’t care… Why? Because of livelihood. It typically pays a bit more than just being a regular joe.

 It’s tough being the boss..But hey, SOMEBODY”S gotta do it!

Boss’s may be in a position to get more dates too huh?

Recreational Drug Use

by | Dec 14, 2008 | Addiction

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What drugs have you taken recreationaly?
How about a cohesive list!

  • Mary Jane
  • Whiskey
  • Beer
  • Acid
  • Coke
  • Crank
  • Exctacy
  • Pills (pain killers)
  • Pills (tranquilizers)
  • Ice
  • Crack
  • Mushrooms
  • Vodka
  • Tobacco

Now, when you go to the doctor for a check up do you ADMIT that you ingest all those things? “I only do it when I’m stressed doc”.

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Full Moon – Strange Things Happen?

by | Dec 13, 2008 | General

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It’s funny that I never had heard that weird things happen on the full moon until I was up into my mid 20’s… I was having my usual highballs of Windsor at a friends house and he pointed out that it was a full moon…

“It’s gonna be a weird night” He said.

Right about then the phone rang. It was somebody he hadn’t talked to in years…And then another call…Some chick he used to sleep with…
“See, I told you so”

I been waiting for a weird time when the moon was full ever since then… It never really happened for me…Why? Because EVERY night is weird!

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Christmas – A Pagan Holiday?

by | Dec 12, 2008 | Culure, Evil

My cousin told me a few years back that Christmas was actually a “pagan” holiday. Or that it was actually a “festival” for the farmers because they knew winter was coming and it kind of sucked for them and they decided to throw a big party to brighten their gloom.

You ever heard about something like that?

Christmas is fun…For the kids… But for us parents it’s a bit of a pain in the you know what… Do you agree?