Looking for Shit? It’s Easy to Find

I'm here..Somewhere.Yell out the car window “Hey… you wanna start some shit”?!?!

Yes folks…. Its reality… If you look for trouble (shit) -your gonna find it…  Just grab a big bucket… Pour it in and grab a stir stick… I’ll bring the fan and we can let the fun begin.

And you KNOW this… (more…)

Who is smartest…Beavis or Buthead?

Beavis and Butt-head fighting.

Beavis and Butt-head fighting. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Do you like Beavis and Butthead?  Be honest..Do you really think those dudes are funny? -Well I DO!

I guess they have not been around for quite some time have they? Spreading havoc all over the place…Ruining the neighborhood…Bagging on good and bad music… Just being general menaces to society.

-Update: They made a come back…I havent’ seen any of the new episodes tho :{

You ever eaten where they work? – Burger World?  Its a world wide chain… Maybe not?

No matter… Be careful where ya eat…Them dudes may be working there after all.

So lets get on to the ultimate question here..

Who is smarter? Beavis or Butthead? – My cousin asked me this question years ago when we were sitting around watching the show! It’s one of those brain teasers… Something to really ponder…. Sure there are other philosophical things to consider in the universe. – We all love a good challenge don’t we?

Hmmmmm… Let me thing about this a minute… Did i actually know anybody similar to these dudes back in Jr High? You know, people lighting farts and such. – Hmmmmm YES! I SURE DID!

Let me see….Of those guys and their crew… (of which I was a part) Which one of them was more intelligent? Which one had the higher IQ? Which one had the best ideas? ~Memories~

Who cares right? Me!

The ANSWER? According to my cuz…

Beavis is actually the smart one…. Butthead is just older

Hey… It’s all clear to me now!

Scooby Doo Gang – Pot Smoking Ghost Busters?

Mengo

Image via Wikipedia

I was told awhile back from some hipsters that the Scooby doo gang are actually pot smoking, poetry writing hippies. Is it true?

Oh sure we all have our own ideas about cartoon characters… I have heard it before.

Cartoon Controversy:

  • Beavis and Butthead – Beavis is the smart one?
  • Bugs Bunny – He’s transgender?
  • Sponge  Bob – He’s a gay man?

Oh I’m sure there’s more… I really need to research this stuff huh?

But what about the Scooby Doo ghost busting gang?  Let me think about this a minute here…… ????

Hmmmm?

They drive around in the “mystery machineseeing things. They got the munchies all the time. And they got a dog with the middle name “doobie”.

It’s all making sense now……..

Of course you know they do a great job for the community.  Busting bad guys that are scaring off people so they can get away with their crimes.  We need more kids like this huh?

It’s a good thing they are not drug testing them over at the ghost buster’s union…  Sheese… I’d hope not…

Yo….Scooby and the Gang…. Smoke ’em if ya got em…….

Star Trek – Fist Fight – Kirk and Picard.

You hipster’s like Star Trek?  Have you ever thought what would happen if Captain’s Kirk and Picard had a fistfight? So do you have some time? Let’s consider these old Star Trek debates.

Space Debates

  • Star Trek vs. Star Wars
  • Who’s the hottest? Counselor or Doctor. (next generation)
  • Best engineer – Scotty or La Forge
  • Do the ‘red shirts’ always get killed?
  • Did they break the ‘Prime Directive’ AGAIN???
  • Fist Fight – Kirk or Picard?

This has been a very old debate

I remember this fist fight stuff  being discussed on the internet  way back when the internet was young.  I don’t frequent Star Trek forums or chat’s or anything… But here I am tonight *thinking* about it again.  Yes folks which one is better??

On the original series Kirk was throwing down all the time.  He was always just taking the bull by the horns and beaming on down and taking care of stuff… You dig?  Picard liked to stay in his ready room and read Shakespeare.  Hey…Whatever works, right?

I’m sure Picard had plenty of hand to hand combat training too… Back at star fleet in his college days.

So which is it huh? Kirk or Picard?  I just gotta know.

Hey, wait a minute here. I just found something.  Never mind the fistfight…… How about and all out:

SPACESHIP BATTLE!!


Hey.  I won’t spoil it for ya! You just gotta watch it.  Well, if ya got the time 🙂

The Gospel of Benny Hinn?

Benny Hinn
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I have been thinking a lot about the gospels that are preached on television in conjuncture with my own personal struggles with life and financial obligations.. Benny Hinn is certainly one of the most famous and I had a little idea! This is a rework of an old post from 2008… See, I was unemployed.

In my ongoing quest to make enough money to survive I considered finding a job with a major TV ministry. I have believed the Bible for many years and thought that perhaps these guys could use an unskilled ex party animal junkie like myself to help further their cause.

They seem to generate a lot of capital so adding me to the staff somehow could help me get out of this self inflicted financial mess… (or ½ self inflicted, I had PLENTY of help getting there)

I thought of a good position for me…. I could be a “catcher” during the Benny Hinn rallies. You know… He’s the guy that is standing behind the person that faints from God’s awesome power when Benn waves his hand at them. They catch the person that is ‘slain in the spirit’ I think that would be a good job for me because I know I ain’t gonna be falling down – ya dig?

Now where would I apply for a job like that?

Lose your cell? You Contacts? Your Life?

My cell phone is prob laying around on the street somewhere..  Ya know… I lost it… I was texting and driving and chatting and driving and trying to check the latest news of all my hipster friends… I mean I was away from my computer after all.  What’s a guy supposed to do?

A sign that states

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So… Ya know… I got out of the car somewhere to get some gas or eat breakfast or something and it must of  fell out of the hole in my pocket.  My coats about 10 years old and I don’t have a tailor or sowing machine.  It’s just a theory… I simply have no idea….

Here comes the panic!

Where’s my cell phone???

Oh my god!! What am I gonna do?? I may be getting a VERY important call, text or astrological update RIGHT NOW!!!!  Uh… (looking everywhere)… It’s gone!!! (more…)