Sweet Home Alabama Lyrics

My I stole it godamn… Hmmm? You know the song… Sweet home Alabama. Those southern rockers poking fun at Niel Young and stuff…

But during the instrumental break somebody yells out…
I stole it goddamn.
Right? Or what the heck is that guy saying? It’s just one of those many rock and roll lyrical mysteries… And we all love a mystery..

The Bathtub Crank

  • Battery Acid
  • Lighter Fluid
  • Light Bulbs
  • Propane
  • Cat Litter
  • Blow torch or open flame stove
  • Gasoline
  • Sudafed Cold Medicine

It was said that a biker from California came rolling into town with a recipe for something to cure hangovers. Make your life better. Heck, you can run faster, jump higher and work harder than you have since you were 19.

You ever searched the internet for a 10 step guide to making crank? I have…And never found it… I suppose you just have to wait for that guy to come rolling in… Or let it be handed down from one trailer park family to the next…

Oh, don’t forget that toxic waist dump that goes into your backyard after the process is complete… You gotta get rid of that leftover crap somewhere…

Hillary Clinton’s Downfall?

A story based on a pile of leaked documents from Hillary Clinton’s campaign? Hmmmm?

If all the women would have stood together and been on Clinton’s side then she would be a shoo in. The many chicks I talked to however were all against her…Saying that chicks are way to emotional to take on that job...

They may end up pushing the button… Ya know…The BiG red one!

John Edwards Has a Mistress?

Them guys just love to get laid huh? I just stummbled across this after a few minutes surfing… Which is about all I do anymore… Oh I’ll be back again soon with furvor blogging away my thoughts and dreams…But now it’s just a daily chore for me to blog?

But it’s always amazing what just a few minutes on the web can teach you… That John Edwards mistress aint doing a paternity test… Wow.. Now aint that good news for him.

Obama’s new Retirement Age

Retirement. You know the time when you can sit back and collect all that money you put into over the years while working…SSI you see? I heard that Obama wants to raise that to age 67.

Good grief… I don’t think I can wait that friggin long. I guess I could just apply now under some kind of mental illness but my Bi Polar and stuff never seems to pan out… I inevitably get healed every time.

Of course I also wonder if planet earth is going to make it until I am 67. It’s petty crazy out there…

Blinded By The Light

Wrapped up like a douche in a runner in the night? Is that what that song really says? Come on now…. Help a brotha out…

Is the Bible a History Book?

Somebody was telling me the other day that the bible is not a history book. That it is actually an allagory of the story of time from beginning to end… What do you think?