Your Going to Hell

What is going on with evangelical Christianity? It seems there is a new wave of belief that contradicts folks going to hell.. New site like The Jerome Conspiracy or Bible Truth’s are often advertised right under “scripture of the day” plug in’s. or religious sites.

Who goes to Hell? and why?

If the Bible says All tongue’s will confess and every knee shall bow? Is it after that that they get sent to hell? (unbelievers after death)

People go around the streets telling them they are going to hell… Do you think this is a good idea? Since it ain’t our call anyways.

The Bathtub Crank

  • Battery Acid
  • Lighter Fluid
  • Light Bulbs
  • Propane
  • Cat Litter
  • Blow torch or open flame stove
  • Gasoline
  • Sudafed Cold Medicine

It was said that a biker from California came rolling into town with a recipe for something to cure hangovers. Make your life better. Heck, you can run faster, jump higher and work harder than you have since you were 19.

You ever searched the internet for a 10 step guide to making crank? I have…And never found it… I suppose you just have to wait for that guy to come rolling in… Or let it be handed down from one trailer park family to the next…

Oh, don’t forget that toxic waist dump that goes into your backyard after the process is complete… You gotta get rid of that leftover crap somewhere…

The Hipster’s Moving…

To another server… Hope all is well… I’m gonna change it over tonight and hope everything is OK on Sunday Morning before church. If I go..
Should I go? And If I should where?

Ever Watched Sex with Sue?

Everything I ever wanted to know about sex I learned from Sue. She can tell you what’s up down or all around.. She ain’t on TV any more but her show is still in reruns on Sunday Night. I guess it was one of my guilty pleasures… Hearing all those crazy questions… It was enough to make your head spin…