Does Obama Like Hot Sauce?

hot sauce and holy water
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I went to school with the brotha’s, ya dig? We have an understanding. Hot Sauce is the real test as to rather your “Ghetto” or an Oreo cookie. Now… Does Obama carry around a bottle of cheap hot sauce in his briefcase?

And Who is Obama? What’s that cat’s name mean? Hmmm?

Obama:

a Luo name (male) from Western Kenya (Nyanza Provice) which may derive from “obam,” which conotes “bending” or “leaning”

Let’s say he can bend stuff back into some kind of reason here in the USA.And help us learn to quit spending… Among other things…Geez….

Update: Well he loves spending to. It’s been awhile since this post was created. But it can still be timeless!

Obama love’s hot sauce…The test is passed 🙂

Too Much Debt?

Credit cards

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OK. I admit it. I have too much debt. I screwed up like so many and ran up credit cards.  Now I’m unemployed. Can’t pay them  and they are pissed.

It seems to be the American Way! What the heck is a Computer Guru wannabe blogger to do? I guess I’m just a bad bad boy.. Hmmm?

Phone: Ring ring..

  • Hello?
  • Hello,  Is this Dave? Grab your checkbook Dave.
  • What for?
  • Because you owe us money Dave
  • I know.
  • Well, we can do a payment right over the phone.
  • I don’t have any money
  • Well we need our money Dave
  • But, but…
  • If you don’t pay us we will have to turn it over to collections
  • What does that mean?
  • It means. Dave,  we will have to get more aggressive. Do you want that?
  • Uh…No
  • Well, then let’s make that payment.
  • I said I don’t…..
  • You have SOMETHING you can pay I’m sure..
  • But..but…
  • Settle now or we will sue.

You ever had a conversation like that?