Satanic Proctor and Gamble

Did Protor and Gamble make a deal with the Devil?

Devil worship toothpaste

It’s the only reason that they got so successful! It was all Satan’s doing huh? The scripture below describes their satanic allegiance displayed in the old logo. It’s all documented.

Revelation 12:1, “And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars.”

It’s in the bible folks. Just DONT buy that quality baby shampoo… You don’t want a permanent vacation home at the Lake of Fire.. Now do ya?

Now how could something that works so good be so evil?

There is even an experiment filmed about it:

Hey… Look at my pictures!

All ya need is a computer with a high speed connection in your bedroom and a webcam… And watch the money come pouring in…. All the teenagers are doing it. And thier parents don’t have a clue… Sex Sell’s doesn’t it? Maybe I could get my kid to do that and then we could afford a few more things… Like a new car or something…
Freaking sick world…We need to be healed.. And re generated huh?

Does Obama Like Hot Sauce?

hot sauce and holy water
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I went to school with the brotha’s, ya dig? We have an understanding. Hot Sauce is the real test as to rather your “Ghetto” or an Oreo cookie. Now… Does Obama carry around a bottle of cheap hot sauce in his briefcase?

And Who is Obama? What’s that cat’s name mean? Hmmm?

Obama:

a Luo name (male) from Western Kenya (Nyanza Provice) which may derive from “obam,” which conotes “bending” or “leaning”

Let’s say he can bend stuff back into some kind of reason here in the USA.And help us learn to quit spending… Among other things…Geez….

Update: Well he loves spending to. It’s been awhile since this post was created. But it can still be timeless!

Obama love’s hot sauce…The test is passed 🙂

Too Much Debt?

Credit cards

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OK. I admit it. I have too much debt. I screwed up like so many and ran up credit cards.  Now I’m unemployed. Can’t pay them  and they are pissed.

It seems to be the American Way! What the heck is a Computer Guru wannabe blogger to do? I guess I’m just a bad bad boy.. Hmmm?

Phone: Ring ring..

  • Hello?
  • Hello,  Is this Dave? Grab your checkbook Dave.
  • What for?
  • Because you owe us money Dave
  • I know.
  • Well, we can do a payment right over the phone.
  • I don’t have any money
  • Well we need our money Dave
  • But, but…
  • If you don’t pay us we will have to turn it over to collections
  • What does that mean?
  • It means. Dave,  we will have to get more aggressive. Do you want that?
  • Uh…No
  • Well, then let’s make that payment.
  • I said I don’t…..
  • You have SOMETHING you can pay I’m sure..
  • But..but…
  • Settle now or we will sue.

You ever had a conversation like that?

Why Do Christians Hate Harry Potter?

Christians hate the Harry Potter books. It’s undeniable. Just look at the media reports about how Christian parents around the country are trying to get the book banned from libraries and schools.

Christians hate harry potter

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So, what’s the deal?

Should Christian’s hate Harry? Is that guy gonna bring down hellfire on society.. Lead millions of pre-teens to a everlasting vacation home at the lake of fire?

Do Christian’s really need to go to war with things?
Haha…That’s an idea for another post.. 🙂

Right now were talking about Harry – The teenage wizard guy.  The magic he does is “satanic” if I’m not mistaken. Black cat’s, ghost’s, haunted houses and evil tree’s and all that.  DEVIL stuff.

Then there’s the Twilight Saga Do Christian’s hate that too?

J. K. Rowling is raking in the millions because she made a deal with the devil. -They met at the crossroads.

Wait, that’s an idea for another post! I’m having a real brainstorm moment here.

Hey, it’s gettin’  kinda  stupid…. Do you agree?  Come on… Let’s dance.