In Jason Reitman‘s smart, racy and delightful film, penned by Diablo Cody, Juno (Ellen Page) is a scrappy but sensitive teen girl who initiates sex with her male chum Paulie (Michael Cera) and afterwards gets big with child. She can’t bring herself to have an abortion but is too young to parent, so adoption is the only alternative. (more…)
My cell phone is prob laying around on the street somewhere.. Ya know… I lost it… I was texting and driving and chatting and driving and trying to check the latest news of all my hipster friends… I mean I was away from my computer after all. What’s a guy supposed to do?
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So… Ya know… I got out of the car somewhere to get some gas or eat breakfast or something and it must of fell out of the hole in my pocket. My coats about 10 years old and I don’t have a tailor or sowing machine. It’s just a theory… I simply have no idea….
Where’s my cell phone???
Oh my god!! What am I gonna do?? I may be getting a VERY important call, text or astrological update RIGHT NOW!!!! Uh… (looking everywhere)… It’s gone!!! (more…)
Myspace used to be so cool back in the day.. So popular and everybody was doing it.. Myspacing there friends and hooking up and cheating and all that wacky stuff… (more…)
Dave
Back in the day a musician friend of mine coined a new band name…”The Daves” He was really proud of this idea and would talk about it often.. All the members of the group would be named….. Well, you get the idea:
Hey that looks pretty cool huh?
I had forgotten all about it till yesterday for some reason. Suddenly it just popped back into my head. Kinda weird.. You dig? Magickal memories.
I have teamed up with my old homey from 9th grade…We have been doing music together off and on since 1982…. His name is…. Uh…. Dave (more…)
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Hello hipsters…
I know, it’s been awhile.. I feel compelled to apoligize for not posting.. I’ll try to do better. But many of the blogs about blogging posts out there tell you to never do this…. Apologize.
I suppose I wouldn’t need to would I since I am the owner of this blog and have left it unattended for months before… So, what’s new about that.. I can be kinda flaky with my online activities… (more…)
So how did you find this post? Let me guess. You have an Emerson TV that you bought at Wal Mart When you got it home and hooked up your cable box you can’t get the cable remote to work with the TV.
Did I get it right?
That’s right folks… If you have that TV your just going to have to use 2 remotes for the rest of that TV’s career.
See here’s the solution:
You just have to keep up with 2 remotes…That’s all. Double fisted clicking. (more…)
The Bank Job is a film directed by Roger Donaldson. My bro Dean D. wrote a review of it….Check it:
Is it a true story? Don’t make me laugh. It is as preposterous as it is convoluted. It DERIVES from something that went on in London in 1971: a bank robbery about which British journalists swiftly stopped reporting. Presumably the robbery was meant to benefit the royal family after the escapades of Princess Margaret: privacy-invading, erotic photographs and all that. (more…)
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You ever heard that Marijuana is a Gateway drug? That you start smoking a little weed and that it will eventually indoctrinate you to “try” harder drugs.
I guy is in high school. At lunchtime he is at the convenience store and buy a quart of beer for lunch. Some of the high school homeys are doing it every day so…Why not?
Drink that beer down with a sandwich and go back to class and heckle the teacher… Extra fuel for the class clown. (more…)
Why does it always have to be a struggle to buy a car… When you go in you have to be greeted in the lot by a guy…Then he wants you to come into his office and have a meeting.
But he can’t stay long. He will then need to go enter some paperwork and talk to another guy… Maybe a manager… (more…)
The Tracey Fragments is a movie reviewed for ya by my bro Dean D. Check it out and see if you agree. I plan on it. Especially since I never even heard of it.
Ellen Page stars as Tracey Berkowitz, an anguished, bullied, self-hating Canadian teenager in a film improbable and extravagant. Page’s acting is incisive, but her character is burdened with parents who are arrant fools, both of them, and she herself goes off to search for her much younger brother, Sonny, who has been missing for two days. It must be said it seems a hopeless quest: how does she know he wasn’t abducted? And get this: he disappeared after Tracey hypnotized the boy into thinking he was a dog! Tracey is mercilessly bullied by girls and boys alike. What, really, is behind this? Even her temporary boyfriend ends up being mean to her. Maureen Medved’s screenplay leaves the impression that no one likes the fact that Tracey has no breasts.
The next subject is the work of director Bruce McDonald. His multi-frame procedure, with freeze frames, distortions, repeated snatches of speech, etc. hauled in, is actually multi-frame artiness. Rarely was I pleased with it.
