Hey… Look at my pictures!

All ya need is a computer with a high speed connection in your bedroom and a webcam… And watch the money come pouring in…. All the teenagers are doing it. And thier parents don’t have a clue… Sex Sell’s doesn’t it? Maybe I could get my kid to do that and then we could afford a few more things… Like a new car or something…
Freaking sick world…We need to be healed.. And re generated huh?

Does Obama Like Hot Sauce?

hot sauce and holy water
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I went to school with the brotha’s, ya dig? We have an understanding. Hot Sauce is the real test as to rather your “Ghetto” or an Oreo cookie. Now… Does Obama carry around a bottle of cheap hot sauce in his briefcase?

And Who is Obama? What’s that cat’s name mean? Hmmm?

Obama:

a Luo name (male) from Western Kenya (Nyanza Provice) which may derive from “obam,” which conotes “bending” or “leaning”

Let’s say he can bend stuff back into some kind of reason here in the USA.And help us learn to quit spending… Among other things…Geez….

Update: Well he loves spending to. It’s been awhile since this post was created. But it can still be timeless!

Obama love’s hot sauce…The test is passed 🙂

Too Much Debt?

Credit cards

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OK. I admit it. I have too much debt. I screwed up like so many and ran up credit cards.  Now I’m unemployed. Can’t pay them  and they are pissed.

It seems to be the American Way! What the heck is a Computer Guru wannabe blogger to do? I guess I’m just a bad bad boy.. Hmmm?

Phone: Ring ring..

  • Hello?
  • Hello,  Is this Dave? Grab your checkbook Dave.
  • What for?
  • Because you owe us money Dave
  • I know.
  • Well, we can do a payment right over the phone.
  • I don’t have any money
  • Well we need our money Dave
  • But, but…
  • If you don’t pay us we will have to turn it over to collections
  • What does that mean?
  • It means. Dave,  we will have to get more aggressive. Do you want that?
  • Uh…No
  • Well, then let’s make that payment.
  • I said I don’t…..
  • You have SOMETHING you can pay I’m sure..
  • But..but…
  • Settle now or we will sue.

You ever had a conversation like that?

Why Do Christians Hate Harry Potter?

Christians hate the Harry Potter books. It’s undeniable. Just look at the media reports about how Christian parents around the country are trying to get the book banned from libraries and schools.

Christians hate harry potter

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So, what’s the deal?

Should Christian’s hate Harry? Is that guy gonna bring down hellfire on society.. Lead millions of pre-teens to a everlasting vacation home at the lake of fire?

Do Christian’s really need to go to war with things?
Haha…That’s an idea for another post.. 🙂

Right now were talking about Harry – The teenage wizard guy.  The magic he does is “satanic” if I’m not mistaken. Black cat’s, ghost’s, haunted houses and evil tree’s and all that.  DEVIL stuff.

Then there’s the Twilight Saga Do Christian’s hate that too?

J. K. Rowling is raking in the millions because she made a deal with the devil. -They met at the crossroads.

Wait, that’s an idea for another post! I’m having a real brainstorm moment here.

Hey, it’s gettin’  kinda  stupid…. Do you agree?  Come on… Let’s dance.

Are cars prone to stalling over railroad tracks?

It’s like the great seat belt debate…. If my car stalls on the railroad track and my seat belt get’s stuck I’d surly die huh? I am surprised at how many people don’t wear them. Your going 70 mph folks? Think about it…What if you hit something?

The Official Site of Chuck BerryAbout Chuck Berry. Lyrics. No Particular Place To Go Ridin’ along in my automobile Can you imagine the way I felt? I couldn’t unfasten her safety belt!

Isn’t there oil in Oklahoma?

They were saying something about drilling for oil right here in Tulsa. People are fighting about it I guess. My Jeep is outta gas once again. Just so pitiful. Another $30 to get a bit over 1/2 tank. It’s all Bush’s fault of course.

Trust me… It’s not going to get any better with the next guy either….. 

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Will Bush Allow The Election?

Oh my, Or will he simply declare himself as dictator and get the marshal law going. That guy… George. He’s a powerful man. Must be because of his “prayer” life. Hmmm?

What is Love?

What is Love?

Love is madness. It’s funny to see how easy it is to fall out of love as it is to fall IN love. Or so the divorce rate in America can testify. So What is love? I mean when all the thrills of the dating and stuff in the beginning start to fade… What happens then? Go find another? Career Maybe?

You know those Vulcan cat’s… They don’t mess around. Love is the strongest emotion.

I didn’t know anything about love back with this was written and I still don’t.

Clapton is God? Uh… No

Oh come on….Give me a break. Oh I love psychedelic music…. Cream is one of my favorites. That cat should have just stayed with it you know… Cream… No conversation in this very dark blue, blue, condition.
IS Clapton God??

I can’t seem to get behind the idea.. i couldn’t back when this was written. i can’t now. And besides. He gave some Wicca Scandalous women a bunch of money to try and get his girlfriend back. Is that for real?

This post is from many moons ago.

Who Killed Kurt Cobain?

Do you ever wonder who killed Kurt Cobain?  It’s one of the most interesting rock and roll stories out there. High on heroin, writing songs.  Hey, was that guy actually that tormented? Or did someone KILL him?

Heroin - Kurt Cobain's Drug of choice

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He shot himself, right?

Ever seen the movie Kurt and Courtney?

I was listening to that Hole record that Courtney Love recorded . It got really popular after his suicide…. The songs on that record sound eerily similar to Cobains stuff… Maybe he had a few demo’s laying around the house that he was recording while high on heroin. Hmmmm? (sound’s like fun)

They probably co-wrote that stuff together huh? I’m sure the rumors aren’t true.  Still, there is some weirdness surrounding his death. But being in the drug culture is  weird anyways..

And I KNOW this 😛

– Heroin Kills.