Is Jim Morrison Really Dead?

I’m going but I need a little time… I promised I would drown myself in mystic heated wine.

Jim (my hero) was found dead in a bathtub.
He was living in Paris  and is now buried over there in some famous graveyard.They want to kick him out because all the heathens are always in there defacing stuff. Does he even deserve to be in that graveyard?

I guess it doesn’t matter. Maybe he has just as much talent as the rest of the famous people buried there. There shouldn’t be a restriction on who get’s buried where should there?

People believe that Jim is not really dead…That he simply got tired of the rock and roll lifestyle and southern comfort that he plotted his own death to “escape” Now he just chills at the beach or something. Maybe ghost writing for somebody between glasses of booze and hangovers.

Strange Days…

Now Elvis is buried in his backyard… But he may not be dead either…

Creationism Vs. Darwinism

We had some big names teaching about the Darwin view of the beginning of mankind here in Tulsa recently. You know how the servival of the fittest. It’s the view comonly taught in schools. That’s why the Christian folks don’t want to send their kids to public schools. They believe that the teachers are going to teach something to their kids that is “evil”

Thus came the home schooling which is another topic altogether.

Did man evolve from monkeys? That is the Darwin view. That we can scientifically get the answers to what happened and why we are here. Of course science has yet to offer a plan for “eternal life”.. But then many peoples life sucks so munch anyways that they wouldn’t want to live forever anyways.

Or were we created by a “higher power” simply by his “word”… That is the other view. To be created and loved by a supreme being to honor and worship Him.   They offer eternal life to those who believe. But if you don’t then you get a permanent vacation in a “lake of fire” But either way you live forever.

Why am I here? To blog about it. You didn’t think you would actually find any answers to these questions here on this blog did you? Cause I ain’t got any… 🙂

Good and Bad Kissing Technique?

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I was watching a episode of Boston Legal awhile back where the good looking guy was having trouble with dates because they would always consider him a bad kisser. He then starts taking lessons from a co worker on just how it should be done. They play with the idea of hooking up because he seems to be getting better after being with her. I know… It’s wonderful drama huh?

I remember as a teenager there was a certain girl us in “the gang” knew that went around kissing boys… ALL of them… Then would often comment on who was good or who was bad at kissing… I, of course was of the latter.

I carried this as a bit of a complex for a few years. I even told a date about it as a teenager and she dumped me…Go figure. There’s no room in this sexually fueled world to be a “sexual wimp” Of course to be a good kisser would require “feedback” from the person you are kissing . And a bit of self confidence and not caring so much if you are or not. It’s not the end of the world to be labeled a “bad kisser”

Hope you enjoyed that little trip down memory lane!

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Did Courtney Kill Kurt Cobain?

Wow, that rock and roll couple was a mess huh? I enjoyed Nirvana busting out on the scene. It was some fresh air to all the stagnant garbage that was happening before then.. It was about time some good ol punk influenced music hit the map again.

Then Kurt blew his brains out… Hmmm? Now, lets take a look at things.. Kurt and Court were on the heroin train right? That’s when I lot of folks come up with some great stuff 🙂 Check David Bowie s Scary Monsters.

So, I’m sure that Kurt had a few good songs laying around that he was working on between heroin naps.  Courtney came up with a plan to make those songs her own. Her band wasn’t getting anywhere anyways. She needed some good songs. So instead of just asking him to help her out she had him whacked.

Many don’t believe it
… But it’s all making since to me now… I got a real good feeling about this one…

LSD and the Beatles

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John Lennon said he did over 1000 acid trips… That’s like being crazy every day for over 3 years.. Isn’t that cool?

Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds = LSD


The rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
That’s one of the coolest lyrics around huh? Sounds like Johnny was trippin!

Oh he came up with some silly story about his kid coming home with a drawing of “Lucy” in the sky with diamonds… I don’t buy it… He MEANT to do that…. That’s the creative side of acid shining huh?

Now,without the drugs,
would the Beatles have come up with such great songs? Penny Lane, Strawberry Fields, The Fool on the Hill?
Drug music huh?

Hmmm? I think that one of the 2 times I tried it as a teenager…(Believing in acid creativity) made me crazy for life!

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MySpace – A Cyber Meat Market?

Meeting playmates, lovers, partners in crime, all that good stuff. It has never been easier to hook up and meet chicks everywhere than it is now… You can meet your future wife or that special someone to give you a break from your wife… Perhaps she “understands” your problems a little better than your wife… She “listens” well.

That’s why your on there talking to her for hours at a time while your better ½ is asleep in the bed… Everybody thinks your up “working” late on the computer but your actually up late “playing” on the computer…It’s all about motive I guess.

But there are plenty of people meeting and having successful relationships
through the internet… Like Rush Limbaugh did huh? Is he still married?
Gotta love that guy.

MySpace Offers:

  • Hard to read pages
  • Cheesy, sexually silly clip art “comments”
  • Horrible music that plays every time you visit a given profile
  • Men claiming they are a “nice guy”
  • Emails from girls wanting to show you “pictures”
  • Lots of “forwards” Quiz, Jokes, etc
  • Strangers who send “friend requests” (phishing)


I have met some good people on MySpace
and continue to look at it from time to time. Good way to network with folks and catch up with old high school chums. It’s all about motive. I have certainly bitched about MySpace before… I just keep it around for the good things…And try to filter out any crap that might want to peep it’s ugly head.

Rich or Poor. Which is Better?

The rich get richer and the poor get poorer and the gap between them widens every day.

Is there anything really wrong with that. I guess it’s something that we just have to accept. Some people are pron to be filthy rich and others to to be dirt poor.

It seems the rich have:

  • Less worries
  • More fun
  • Get away with more crimes
  • Eat better food
  • Have better health
  • Are less bored
  • Have more power
  • Are more intelligent (educated)
  • Live longer
  • Are just more “happy”

Is this just a myth?

Now I suppose the poor resent this. They have to struggle to get through this life and it sucks for them… So rich people, I assume, are considered “the enemy” Perhaps they turn to crime to get some for themselves. I’ll just “take what you have” What’s mine in mine and what’s YOURS is mine too…

Then the rich folks are understandably scared of poor robbers and thus protect themselves to insure these “bad people” don’t get my money and stuff. It’s a vicious circle.

Now, are politics for the rich and government for the poor? That’s another issue entirely.

Why Do We Road Rage?

I was driving around the other day and watched a guy laying on his horn with his middle finger up out the window while making a slow left hand turn at a stop light. I don’t know why or who he was pissed at but it was funny watching him freak out.

Wow, there is a ONE guy that is really pissed out here on the road. Now maybe it’s time for TWO to be pissed. I’ll just jump right on in there and lay on my horn too. Maybe we can just get the entire intersection tripping.

I have heard it so many times before… “These people in Oklahoma just don’t know how to drive” That’s how it all start’s folks. When somebody thinks they are right.  And EVERYBODY else is wrong. (honk honk You F#&%king Ba%&$tard) It’s on Brother…

Just don’t take it to work with ya.

Does Size Really Matter?

Oh how many times have you wondered that question? Does size really matter. I guess it depends on who you ask and the way you ask. I’m sure it has a little to do with sexual insecurity issues too. I dunno.

Of course you know that I’m talking about search engine optimization right? Something I have fought with for years. SEO. It’s a very mysterious thing. Like sex is huh?

Does the size of your pizza pie matter? Or the size of a milkshake? You know that at an all you can eat buffet the 3rd trip is always the best. Or the 3rd hamburger at a backyard BBQ.

I read in a men’s magazine recently that size DOES matter. But since I hadn’t really heard of that magazine leads me to the conclusion that their subscription numbers are rather small…hmmm?

Does size really matter… Is that a trick question?
Maybe Size really does matter! In more ways than one!

Single Life – Internet Dating

 You know I used to be a bible teacher… That would be Sunday School at a local Baptist church… I was a singles teacher which is often the hardest teaching position in a church to fill…People don’t want to mess with singles and their problems. Do YOU? But how many problems do singles actually have?

It’s funny… Many people that are married or together with somebody will envy their single friends…And then single people want to be with somebody… It just goes round and round.

Where does one go to get “hooked up”? With the success of MySpace and other networking sites it appears more and more are going with the internet to pick up dates. (Been there done that myself) For better or worse…  :O

It’s easy to pass hours at a time talking to prospects on the other end of a computer… As un tangable as that might be… People talk about “falling in love” over the internet without ever meeting the person face to face… Very strange.

But hey! It’s all good… You can have that guy that looks like your dad on TV over at EHarmony sign you up with a credit card to meet thousands of people that are looking for love. And their “system” matches you up perfectly with a mate…What could be better?